The big celebrity news over the weekend was that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced on Friday that they were ending their 7 year marriage and getting a divorce. And if you nodded your head and thought, “yes, I agree, that is a very important story”, well then I fucking hate you.
“We have decided to end our marriage,” they tell PEOPLE in a joint statement. “This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.”
“It is a painful time for all involved,” the statement continues, “and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.”
Lopez, 41, and Anthony, 42, wed in June 2004 in a casual – and secret – ceremony at Lopez’s Beverly Hills home.
Uhh, can anyone remind me why the hell we’re supposed to pretend like these two are big stars? ‘American Idol’ pulled Lopez from the brink of obscurity, even though everyone very justifiably hates that cunt. But at least this will free up time for Marc Anthony to focus on his career. Look out Rico Suave, Marc is hot on your heels and comin for your gigs.
Maybe now at least poor Marc can get a sammich..
I’d still throw it in her big ol’ dumper.
Someone please tell me why she is famous? It cracks me up that she sits in judgement of others for their singing. Thats the same as Casey Anthony judging a mother of the year contest.
Skeletor and Diaper Butt had a good run. I think she shit out a kid or something? Have fun stealing hubcaps you dirty Puerto Ricans.
Oh why oh why does this asshole wear jackets and winter hats in the middle of summer?
That’s right, the dude is a junkie.
I think you missed why they are divorcing. A Cuban guy (who came to this country in a raft) had married Lopez before (Ojani Noa) and is coming out with a video about his life where Lopez (now seriously famous thanks to Idol) appears in a “negative light” to cash in. She had succesfully supressed this for years in court, but as the press (Spanish) learned about it, it bacame too much for Marc Anthony.
Here is Anthony leaving an interview after facing questions about this (Spanish, sorry): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNuAs9DXyRc
Look at the tract marks on his arms. That guy must go to get his blood donated often.
I’d still hit it.
…maybe Caesar will move in on Yopez….
I’d still give Yopez a sweaty steaming fuck……
…because….well……..I like my cleaning lady…..
Say what you will, she still looks fucking fantastic.
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