07.27.2011 its a Jasmine Waltz bikini car wash

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I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her sex tape is maybe the hottest celebrity tape ever. Easily the best one since Pam Anderson. So if she washed her car in a bikini yesterday to maybe drum up some attention for it, it worked. She looks incredible in that thing. Sexy but not slutty. Which is also how people describe me when I dance the bachata, by the way. Erotic, yet always in control. If I had to describe my dancing with one word it would be; “sensual”.

(image source = bauer griffin. and until youtube takes it down, here’s a mostly SFW clip of her tape)

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  1. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 10:33

    Where is her ass?
    Take it back!!!

  2. Mac-Daddy 07/27/2011 10:35

    never heard of her!

  3. sis2catbat 07/27/2011 10:45

    Nope. Slutty.

    I expect you, of all people, to know the difference.

  4. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 10:47

    I’d spray her and not the car….

  5. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 10:54

    Sexy/Slutty . . . . Tomato/Tomato

  6. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 11:18

    Anything over at the Daily?

  7. redeyedfly 07/27/2011 11:23

    Hey professional writer- It’s not its

    also tits

  8. i hate you 07/27/2011 11:35

    oh hey guys. i just dropped in to get my adidas track suit? i saw pickles wearing it around last week sometime. i may not want it back come to think of it.

  9. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 11:46

    hate,

    I let my girlfriend ride her exercise bike with just the pants on during her period.

    I think they’re in the hamper now.

  10. Observer 07/27/2011 13:13

    If she’s so famous….why can’t she afford the “manager’s special” with the wheel shine…..?

  11. Observer 07/27/2011 13:15

    Whatever happened to Major Douchery…..?

    ….I think I still owe him a buck for my lottery ticket…

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  13. OneillGabriel 07/28/2011 09:02

    I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, GetCent .com

  14. MS007 07/29/2011 17:38

    Oh Pulesseeeeee. Check her phone. I’m sure she has the paparazzi on speed dial number 1-9 because she sure as shit called them up to take pictures of her washing her car in public. How freaking fake and retarded. It amazes me what stupid shit people will do for free publicity. Now that reminds me, where’s my phone, because I need to shave my balls and I could use a photographer or two to capture the moment.

  15. RatliffRosemary 07/31/2011 15:40

    I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentStart.com

  16. ChanAllen 08/01/2011 13:06

    I just paid $22,87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38,76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62,81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentBite.com

  17. harieymarvin 08/02/2011 09:37

    My brother just spend $20.46 for an iPad2-64GB and my friend paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also buy a 17 inch Toshiba laptop only for $80.63. Its the website from where we get all these http://doiop.com/dontpayretail

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