Kate Upton makes the All-Star game fascinating

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 4:21 PM


If there’s one thing Major League Baseball is great at, it’s dragging things on forever, so the All Star Game is now a 4 day event, including the celebrity softball game that was held yesterday. I’m assuming Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton was the MVP, based mostly on her kick-ass tiny shorts.

Granted she looked like a girly spaz when she tired to play, but so did Joe Jonas (who almost filled out his uniform as well as 64-year-old Rollie Fingers). He either missed this pitch or uppercut it so bad it hasn’t landed yet. In his defense, slow-pitch softball is practically impossible. Maybe next year they could get a kick ball and put it on a tee for him.

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(17) Comments

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    rokan 07/11/2011 16:23

    I’d like to smell her jock strap.

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    trent.steel 07/11/2011 16:26

    I would run her over at home plate.

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    Observer 07/11/2011 16:28

    ….as it used to be said on Boston FM Radio………

    …have you ever been phoned in Upton Mass….?


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    MrAdams 07/11/2011 16:40

    I’d let Kate Upton play with my balls.

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    rokan 07/11/2011 16:43


    That’s one sweet brown eye!

    Or is that two?

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    Observer 07/11/2011 16:44


    ….you’re the expert….

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    Observer 07/11/2011 16:47

    I’m still stuck on the last post……..

    …..wondering about Hilary’s Muff…..

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    i hate you 07/11/2011 16:50

    kate upton is hot and awesome. i can’t handle all this pussy around here today. if pepper shows up i just may have to go relieve myself in the bathroom.

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    rokan 07/11/2011 16:57

    I would also like Finkle’s opinion on her feet.

    She looks to be third toe dominant.

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    WarDamn31 07/11/2011 17:21

    “He either missed this pitch or uppercut it so bad it hasn’t landed yet.”
    Or, he was swinging at a pitch in slow pitch softball

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    steeb2er 07/11/2011 17:23

    That’s Nick Jonas.

    No need to mock me – I’m already embarrassed that I know who him.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/11/2011 17:26

    Bad day for my power to be out. RUN FASTER SQUIRRELS!

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    Mac-Daddy 07/11/2011 17:29

    I would gladly kill all of you if it meant I could fuck her!

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    Observer 07/11/2011 18:21


    …..sounds like a great plan……win-win as they say….

  16. avatar
    McleodAdele43876283 07/12/2011 09:01

    I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, PennyOrder.com

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    Montesquieu 07/18/2011 09:06

    MLB should change it’s rules, throw all those douchebag baseball players out on their asses and employ good looking tittybanging blondes to play baseball.

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