Kelly Brook (who you might remember suffered a miscarriage just 2 months ago) looked absolutely fantastic earlier today when she went swimming in Ischia, Italy, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that a piece of food fell out of my mouth when I saw her tits in a bikini. I’m a real devil with the ladies.
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Is she leasing those tits, with an option to buy…..
or just straight rentals?
….baby falls out of her pussy……food falls out of your mouth…..
…seems reasonable…
Frequently I wonder what a chick’s tits look like under her bikini……
http://www.wwtdd.com/2007/07/kelly-brook-is-perfect/attachment/3702/
…if only things worked like this at the YMCA family pool….
I bet fucking her could be like a ride in a bouncy house…..
http://fftbs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/kelly-brook-nude-2-survival-island.jpg?w=215&h=300
Is Rokan busy again……?
http://www.imagebam.com/image/f72adb140040059
Look at the size of that bathing suit!
I haven’t seen bikini bottoms that big since I took Pepper to Atlantic City.
She must either be hiding a massive bush, or a maxi-pad the size of a catcher’s mitt.
Observer,
What does your secretary say when she sees a pink cake-hole like that on your computer screen?
Or is it to hard for her to talk with your cock in her mouth?
Secretary…..!!!..?
…she’s an “Office Manager”…….
…and she manages to hire porky scow-hounds similar in ugly to herself….
…we haven’t had a babe in here since the Vietnamese chick found a 59 year old husband…
….that being said……she can talk through a blow-job……
…we don’t like customers to be stuck in voice-mail…
I bet that ass has a spectacular jiggle to it as she’s getting railed up the shitter.
Smart thinking.
Sounds like you run a tight ship there.
Do you offer any special needs programs or internships?
I hear Mikey is looking for a job. I think he lives near Worcester.
He could take the bus.
Well, at least she can multi-task!
Kelly Brook’s Tits do look good, but the rest of her… She might want to shed some of that baby-weight… Starting to look a little thick… No more Fitness Ads, eh?
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go! See the few of you who stick around for the late Night Shift!
Have Fun, Boys!
Gildorg…..
…a few days at the beach should set her straight…..
http://www.imagebam.com/image/0f97c4140040038
Rokan……
….I’d LOVE an intern (again)………they think I’m mean though….
I once made one cry because I told her the only reason anyone in the Finance Department had a job was because no one had invented a machine that worked cheaper than we did……
……later that decade they “outsourced” us to an Atari in the Cayman Islands….
I think Mikey would be ok to work with. Maybe he can start in the mail room, or someplace where wearing his bathing suit all day wouldn’t cause a problem.
Rokan……
….he lives in Worcester you say…….
….might be an easy commute for him………what type of bathing suit is it??
…we no longer allow speedos on casual Friday……not since mine split in the front…
She is big in all senses of the word.
I would sell my mother’s bones to spend five minutes with Kelly.
Puppet,
How big is your mother’s bone?
Is your father jealous?
TITS!