07.14.2011 Kelly Brook is back! And in a bikini!

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Kelly Brook (who you might remember suffered a miscarriage just 2 months ago) looked absolutely fantastic earlier today when she went swimming in Ischia, Italy, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that a piece of food fell out of my mouth when I saw her tits in a bikini. I’m a real devil with the ladies.

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(24) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 07/14/2011 10:04

    Is she leasing those tits, with an option to buy…..

    or just straight rentals?

  2. Observer 07/14/2011 10:05

    ….baby falls out of her pussy……food falls out of your mouth…..

    …seems reasonable…

  3. Observer 07/14/2011 10:07

    Frequently I wonder what a chick’s tits look like under her bikini……

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2007/07/kelly-brook-is-perfect/attachment/3702/

    …if only things worked like this at the YMCA family pool….

  4. Observer 07/14/2011 10:12

    I bet fucking her could be like a ride in a bouncy house…..

    http://fftbs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/kelly-brook-nude-2-survival-island.jpg?w=215&h=300

  5. Observer 07/14/2011 10:17

    Is Rokan busy again……?

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/f72adb140040059

  6. rokan 07/14/2011 10:19

    Look at the size of that bathing suit!

    I haven’t seen bikini bottoms that big since I took Pepper to Atlantic City.

    She must either be hiding a massive bush, or a maxi-pad the size of a catcher’s mitt.

  7. rokan 07/14/2011 10:20

    Observer,

    What does your secretary say when she sees a pink cake-hole like that on your computer screen?

    Or is it to hard for her to talk with your cock in her mouth?

  8. Observer 07/14/2011 10:24

    Secretary…..!!!..?

    …she’s an “Office Manager”…….

    …and she manages to hire porky scow-hounds similar in ugly to herself….

    …we haven’t had a babe in here since the Vietnamese chick found a 59 year old husband…

  9. Observer 07/14/2011 10:25

    ….that being said……she can talk through a blow-job……

    …we don’t like customers to be stuck in voice-mail…

  10. Shitcock 07/14/2011 10:30

    I bet that ass has a spectacular jiggle to it as she’s getting railed up the shitter.

  11. rokan 07/14/2011 10:31

    Smart thinking.

    Sounds like you run a tight ship there.

    Do you offer any special needs programs or internships?

    I hear Mikey is looking for a job. I think he lives near Worcester.

    He could take the bus.

  12. Gildorg 07/14/2011 10:32

    Well, at least she can multi-task!

    Kelly Brook’s Tits do look good, but the rest of her… She might want to shed some of that baby-weight… Starting to look a little thick… No more Fitness Ads, eh?

    I owe, I owe, so off to work I go! See the few of you who stick around for the late Night Shift!

    Have Fun, Boys!

  13. Observer 07/14/2011 10:35

    Gildorg…..

    …a few days at the beach should set her straight…..

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/0f97c4140040038

  14. Observer 07/14/2011 10:38

    Rokan……

    ….I’d LOVE an intern (again)………they think I’m mean though….

    I once made one cry because I told her the only reason anyone in the Finance Department had a job was because no one had invented a machine that worked cheaper than we did……

    ……later that decade they “outsourced” us to an Atari in the Cayman Islands….

  15. rokan 07/14/2011 10:52

    I think Mikey would be ok to work with. Maybe he can start in the mail room, or someplace where wearing his bathing suit all day wouldn’t cause a problem.

  16. Observer 07/14/2011 11:00

    Rokan……

    ….he lives in Worcester you say…….

    ….might be an easy commute for him………what type of bathing suit is it??

    …we no longer allow speedos on casual Friday……not since mine split in the front…

  17. BieberFever69 07/14/2011 11:02

    She is big in all senses of the word.

  18. The Puppet 07/14/2011 11:15

    I would sell my mother’s bones to spend five minutes with Kelly.

  19. rokan 07/14/2011 11:21

    Puppet,

    How big is your mother’s bone?

    Is your father jealous?

  20. Death to Finkle! 07/14/2011 11:37

    TITS!

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