07.27.2011 Mitch Winehouse is an asshole

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All of these things happened in the past month:

1. One day before Amy Winehouse died, her mom visited her and would later say Amy was so “out of it” that her death “was only a matter of time.” (us)

2. “She has spent the last seven days on a massive bender and people were saying she’s going to drink herself to death.” Sources claim she died from a ‘bad’ ecstasy pill combined with huge amounts of alcohol.” (the mirror)

3. “The sordid details of Amy Winehouse’s final hours emerged today, with claims that she bought a cocktail of narcotics including cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine.” (daily mail)

4. “Winehouse slurred through her set to the echoes of boos from the 20,000-strong crowd. ‘Amy was just standing there, swaying back and forth and mumbling occasionally.’ ” (THR)

Okay, so with all that in mind, here’s what her dad Mitch talked about at her funeral…

Mitch Winehouse yesterday claimed his tragic daughter had beaten her drug addiction – and had, in fact, conquered her dependency three years ago.
“Three years ago, Amy conquered her drug dependency, the doctors said it was impossible but she really did it. She was trying hard to deal with her drinking and had just completed three weeks of abstinence.”

Oh fuck you, Mitch. I hate this dick. He could have helped save his daughters life and he didn’t. Instead he covered for her and told her she didn’t need rehab. I get that he’s grieving but there’s so much revisionist history in that story I’m willing to bet he’s counting the time she’s been dead as another week of abstinence.

(19) Comments

  1. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 14:57

    Well,
    It looks like he was nice enough to bring his daughter bowling, so that’s something.

  2. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 14:59

    She is worth more dead then alive…..Just saying…you know they are doing cartwheels inside the house…

  3. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 15:07

    Pepper,

    I bet her dad will be selling her old turds and tampons on E-bay before the week is out.

  4. SomeoneluvsU 07/27/2011 15:09

    Speaking of revisionist history…
    Did you know George Washington was a black man?
    George (not Thomas) Jefferson was actually the president ?
    and Alexander Hamilton was a cross dresser?

  5. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 15:10

    Really…I’m putting a bid on her crusty underwear….I wonder what it smells like?

  6. i hate you 07/27/2011 15:19

    i took 4 separate poops at a restaurant yesterday. with each flush i had to go again. then it was a very different consistency and smell. each time. talk about a grab bag of fun.

  7. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 15:25

    Since when are White Castles called restaurants?

  8. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 15:28

    hate,

    That sounds like fun. Its nice to shit at a restaurant.

    It makes you feel like you just made more room.

  9. i hate you 07/27/2011 15:46

    pepper, there is only one fast food restaurant in my town.

    1) yes your adoptive mother still works there and is not even a mgr.
    2) i only know this bc there is a red box in the lobby.

  10. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 15:49

    You guys want to have a “Hottest Mom” contest?

    We could all sneak pictures of our moms on the toilet and post them here, then vote on the hottest one.

    It was a riot back in the 5th grade.

  11. uknowwhere2findme 07/27/2011 15:57

    I hope my adoptive mother is hot…..I’d fuck her up the ass the same way your dog fucks your mom when your Papa goes downtown to get the food stamps.

  12. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 16:00

    “Goes downtown to get the food stamps,”

    Is that street lingo for eating her pussy?

  13. i hate you 07/27/2011 16:03

    bahahahaha! new up.

  14. emmmaye 07/27/2011 16:10

    Gonna remember for a minute that that’s someones daughter you’re talking about & stop being a complete cunt.

  15. Mr. Poop 07/27/2011 16:28

    emmmaye,

    Go fuck yourself.

  16. Observer 07/27/2011 18:10

    I hope her posthumous stuff sells well…..

    …that dad needs some new shirts…..

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  18. OneillGabriel 07/28/2011 09:01

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  19. simplyann 07/29/2011 17:20

    I disagree with your opinion of Mitch Winehouse. First of all, he never claimed she had not been drinking in the last three years, only that she had been clean from ‘hard drugs’. Secondly, he stated that she had stopped drinking cold turkey within weeks of her death…and if you have ever experienced this or known anyone who has you wouldn’t be so quick to criticize. Alcohol withdrawal is one of the deadliest feats imaginable. One can be incoherent, unable to articulate words, hallucinate, shake, vomit, drool, be unable to walk, sweat, have chills, be unable to eat or to keep food down if they do…and often, in worse case scenarios the body can completely shut down, slowly. Organs slow in function until they no longer function at all.

    As for Mr. Winehouse trying to make money by selling his daughters things on ebay and such, that is simply ridiculous. This man loved his daughter and is in no way trying to benefit from her death in any way. He actually went to her home and GAVE a lot of her belongings to her fans…yes, GAVE, as in FREE. This is a man that truly loves his daughter and realizes just how much her fans love and respect her too!

    I think it is terribly wrong to judge someone who you have never met in the very worst moment of their lives…completely deplorable. Your lack of self respect flames from the words of this page….

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