Halle Berry + bikini = fun birthday party

By brendon August 15, 2011 @ 10:45 AM

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Halle Berry spent the day with her little girl and some friends on the beach in Malibu yesterday, celebrating her 45th birthday and making other 45 year olds feel bad about themselves. That’s probably why her treacherous friends came up with lots of subversive activities that might have “accidentally” ended up with Halles face getting smashed into rocks (like this and this). What started out as a day of innocent fun ended up as The Afternoon of Betrayal!

(image source = fame)

wwtdd

(15) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 08/15/2011 10:59

    seen her nakid!!

    NEXT!?

  2. Admiral 08/15/2011 11:00

    She is very not bad for 45. Most of my friends went to Hell by 30. Or maybe they were just ugly to begin with and I didn’t really notice until then.

  3. alexjames791585 08/15/2011 11:34

    I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS.
    I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy.
    Here is the website we use to get it all from, http://BidsFirst.com

  4. Mr. Poop 08/15/2011 11:42

    Mel Gibson could have told her she’d get raped if she dressed like that.

  5. Sarah_adams 08/15/2011 11:56

    I paid $23.88 for an i Pad 2 32-GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumiix GF 1 Camera that we got for $ 38.41 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $ 635 which only cost me $ 61.74 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it al from,
    http://EgoWin.com

  6. mercury 08/15/2011 12:21

    Goddamn I want her!

  7. i hate you 08/15/2011 12:45

    she like to marry sex addicts. i need to go to some of those meetings and find a good woman.

  8. Vichus 08/15/2011 13:05

    She’s still looking great, even being 40+ and having a kind. Anyone who doesn’t think she’s attractive is NUTS!

  9. Dave 08/15/2011 16:00

    Is she batting for the other team now? That bull in the jeans that’s following her around acts like she is ready to mate.

  10. iSlomoshun 08/15/2011 17:35

    This is why I like the after effects of women who were pregnant. Look at those fuckin’ fun bags!!!

  11. Observer 08/15/2011 17:58

    Most of my dates used to wind up like Halle in those pics……

    …they just didn’t look like her….

  12. MosesRhonda 08/15/2011 19:31

    ^I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, BidsOut. cÓm

  13. zaicaonimei 08/15/2011 22:23

    Come go and see, will not regret it Oh look

    http://www。ifancyshop。com

  14. mercury 08/15/2011 23:39

    iSlomoshun 08/15/2011 17:35

    This is why I like the after effects of women who were pregnant. Look at those fuckin’ fun bags!!!”
    ———————————————————————————————————————
    Well, it doesn’t always work out that way. Just look at Heidi Klum!

  15. ObamiTheCommi 08/16/2011 12:02

    look, theres about 1 million chicks on the internet with better tits, face and body than her. whats the big deal? are you all afraid of saying shes not hot so you dont offend a sista?

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