Imogen Thomas is a true hero

By brendon August 09, 2011 @ 4:25 PM

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Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to fag off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an accountant.

Luckily, busty UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today because she has a better idea; let’s replace the old out-dated calendar that everyone hates with a calendar printed on pictures of her tits. Finally! A calendar that works! The old one was too confusing, there was too much math, I’m not a doctor for christs sake.

(image source = pacific coast)

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(18) Comments

  1. MrAdams 08/09/2011 16:27

    More tits, less comic book shit.

  2. Tuco The Ugly 08/09/2011 16:33

    Mi Pinga agrees wit ElSenorAdams.

  3. SexyRicardSimmons 08/09/2011 16:46

    I want her to use my face as a bike seat!

  4. Mr. Nutt 08/09/2011 17:01

    Hey peener touchers! Judas Priest! Look at those tits!

  5. ZachBarsh 08/09/2011 17:11

    . I just paid $21.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $657 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, BidsNew . çom

  6. RangerLG 08/09/2011 17:19

    Hero? Not sure about that, but she has saved this site from shitty posts.

  7. Mr. Poop 08/09/2011 17:29

    ZachBarsh . . . . Fuck off.

    And don’t ever start a sentence with the word “especially” again or I’ll sick my chimp on you, duchebag, fuckknob spammer piece of shit!

    On a another note . . . . .

    Look at the funbags on that slut!

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  9. Chairman of the Bored 08/10/2011 10:44

    Why is it these British “Glamor” models refuse to show their ass? Anyone?

  10. CrappyCar 08/10/2011 11:27

    Looks like a great combination of a nice rear end and proportional fun-bags until she takes her top off. Ugh, bad bolt on job by her hack surgeon. I could probably only put up with her for the 5 minutes it would take me to nut all over her face.

  11. TalleyVincent 08/10/2011 16:22

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