Lindsay Lohan is like Mayhem in the Allstate commercials, except instead of being the smartest raccoon she knows or making sure this stays a 10, she just gets drunk and hits people. In this case innocent bystanders and waitress at parties during Fashion Week.
New York magazine says…
The crowd seemed to be in good spirits, when Lohan, without warning, rose from a banquette in a sunken section of the club and sent a drink — still in its glass — sailing over the wall and directly at a cocktail waitress.
After the waitress cleaned herself up, she told The Cut that the soaking had been a case of poor aim. After tossing the glass, Lohan yelled to the waitress, “Not you, him!” indicating a nearby man in a white T-shirt.
From there Lohan nibbled on French fries (she threw those, too) and refused to speak to reporters. She then moved her group to another section of the bar, sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past.
I think we’re getting really close to another epic meltdown here. Lindsay probably thought she’d be working again by now, and so did I to be honest because producers are idiots like that, but she’s not and she’s broke and now she looks ready to snap. And since the dipshits in LA went ahead gave her her license back, this is bad news for everyone who doesn’t happen to have those unbreakable Wolverine bones.
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