Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are in love!!!

By brendon September 21, 2011 @ 3:49 PM

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling went on another date this week, this time at the Griffith Park Observatory in Hollywood before hiking down the hill to Evas house. Sounds romantic. “Hey Eva, I know you have a $2,000 purse and platform sandals, but how about we go down that sunbaked dusty trail and breathe in all the dirt we kick up, then crawl through some sticker bushes filled with rattlesnakes?”

This Ryan is one smooth operator.

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(106) Comments

  1. Pepper 09/21/2011 15:55

    BRENDA…slow down…you are posting too fast…
    ..You must have front front row seats at the Troy Davis event….

  2. Mr. Nutt 09/21/2011 16:00

    I would bet that her clam smells like the shit house door on a tuna boat.

  3. iSlomoshun 09/21/2011 16:05

    Lucky sumbitch, bet he would bend her over a sunbaked rock if the shitty paparazzi weren’t there.

    /dream

  4. MrAdams 09/21/2011 16:10

    I wonder what Brad Pitt has to say about this!

  5. Rok 09/21/2011 16:11

    Which one is which?

    ISlomoshun,

    Now that the avatars are back on, get a face and stick around.

    I’m tired of watching Pepper and Nutt try to carry this site all by themselves.

    Its like watching two retards hump a doorknob.

  6. SomeoneluvsU 09/21/2011 16:12

    I thought he was Chinese and screwed that Kate + 8 bitch

  7. Mr. Nutt 09/21/2011 16:19

    Rok, I like to describe it as two monkeys trying to fuck a football.

  8. Pepper 09/21/2011 16:21

    Lucky sumbitch, bet she would bend him over a sunbaked rock if the shitty paparazzi weren’t there.

    /dream

  9. Pepper 09/21/2011 16:22

    Who the fuck is pepper…sounds made up…

  10. Rok 09/21/2011 16:31

    What’s up Someone, you old son of a bitch!

    Plus, I think that fuck was half-Filipino, just like Pepper’s last tranny.

    That’s right . . . . I went there!

  11. Observer 09/21/2011 16:32

    …yeah….but what did Ron Artest think of this hike….?

  12. Mr. Poop 09/21/2011 16:32

    Pepper,

    That’s not my dog.

  13. SomeoneluvsU 09/21/2011 16:33

    I’m with the Ghost Rider on this one.

  14. Pepper 09/21/2011 16:37

    Mr. Poop…are you using Smackos avatar?

  15. Correction Chimp 09/21/2011 16:39

    Keep your damn camera away from my bedroom window, Pepper.

  16. Pepper 09/21/2011 16:41

    CC…what’s it like to be a bottom?

  17. iSlomoshun 09/21/2011 17:16

    @Rok

    Happy now?

  18. Mr. Poop 09/21/2011 17:19

    Islomoshun,

    I am indeed. Always nice to have another mouth to feed at the gang-bang.

  19. Smacko 09/21/2011 17:20

    Its ok, Pepper, he’s always borrowing my shit.

  20. Mr. Poop 09/21/2011 17:23

    Pepper,

    Is this better?

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