Lindsay Lohan could get one year in jail

October 17, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has to go to court Wednesday for a progress report on her probation, which should be awesome considering she hasn’t done shit. And since “hasn’t done shit” is a clear violation of the judges orders, TMZ says she could get over a year in jail.

Of course we’ve heard this a hundred times before, and nothing ever seems to happen to her. The .gif of LeSean McCoy punching Andy Reid in his fat stomach yesterday is here to illustrate that (slow motion version over on deadspin). Andy Reid is all of us in this scenario, and LeSean McCoy is Justice. He’s supposed to be on our side but then he just sucker punches us in the stomach for no reason (*). Then again, fuck Andy Reid. This and a 2-4 record is what you get for giving the dog killer 100 million dollars. Reap what you sow, fat ass!

(*) to which Andy replied, “Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!”

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