Tom Cruise attended the wedding to ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ producer David Ellison (son of Oracle founder Larry Ellison) this weekend, and as apparently happens at this sort of thing, at one point some guy got up in Cruises face and did a little dance thing. Which I guess means a challenge was issued. To which Cruise answered. Also with dancing.
Um, hey Hollywood. This is why everyone thinks you’re all queer.
The guy may be completely insane, but he obviously knows how to battle.
This clip is more enjoyable if you sing “Everybody was Kung Fu fighting” while watching it
Something tells me he’s done that move before except he wasn’t wearing pants and there was a man’s ass underneath him.
Was it a Lap Dance?
Pepper has worms.
R)kan…bring OUT THE PUPPETS!…bong!
Worms is just one of many things he has.
Just like American Pie III (Stifler vs Bear)
Lap Dance (for Cruise) = lapping that guy’s ass-hole…
“Tom Cruise Will Not Back Down”……..
….but …….word has it…..he will always GO down….
Speaking of worms, I believe Mr. Cruise was attempting to do the worm, which can result in gonadal trauma and render one impotent.
That’s gayer than Pepper’s new Halloween costume
I THINK that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth’s flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day, 5
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain. 10
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
Nice work Mr. R0kan….
I’m with Xenu’s balloon-knot on this one
Thanks, Pep.
Now go fix me a fucking sandwich
. . . . Well
I’m spent. That’s all I got after the great puppet wars
watt abowt me mr bare?
Whoops, sorry Mikey.
Okay, that’s all I got.
That’s a lot of puppets…where are the rest?