Zoe Saldana broke up with her fiancé last month after dating for 11 years, and yesterday Star said it was because she and Bradley Cooper were doing it now. They noted that the two filmed a movie together over the summer, and that Bradley Cooper is very handsome. I too am very handsome, so the story seemed plausible.
But now Saldanas agent says the rumor isn’t true, that they’re nothing more than “friends who worked on a recent film.” But if you read between the lines it sounds like they were having sex all the time, and then one day Zoe came to him crying because she was pregnant and Bradley made her get an abortion because, as he put it, “I aint havin’ me no colored baby.”
This Bradley Cooper fella sounds like a real piece of shit! Zoe Saldana is better off without him, I say!
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A homo says what . . ?
i bet she has a very nice vagina.
mr. poop, please pass this on to the doctor from last night.
dr. poop: could you evaluate this in its entirety? i see several areas of concern.
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Hate,
Last I heard Dr. Poop was delivering a food baby in the Phoenix airport, but I’m sure he’ll get to it when he can.
Did someone say vagina?
i’m already annoyed with this weenie womper Bradley after 5 days, i think he likes boys anyway.
Did someone say weenie womper?
Great, now my asshole is bleeding again.
Bradley is a knob gobbler?
You need a maxi pad? I hope you have on dark pants.
Nice story……who the fuck ARE these people?
new defintion of cold feet 11 year engagement
I can see you nipples, Mr. Cooper.
If he is then I have yet another reason to despise him!
Bradley Cooper seems like a nice enough guy, but he reminds of one of those older neighborhood jocks I looked up to when I was like 12 or 13. He’d be really funny when everybody else around but then if we were alone he would put his face way too close to mine and try to tickle me. Then i’d get that “uh oh ” feeling.
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