Because the best way to kill a story is to announce it right before a holiday, Katy Perry and Russell Brand confirmed the worlds worst secret today and filed for divorce.
A year after their fairy-tale wedding in India, it seems Katy Perry and Russell Brand won't be living happily ever after. Brand, 36, filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences. "Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," he said in a statement to PEOPLE. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."
So does this mean we can deport Russell Brand now? Because that would be terrific.