Playboy obviously wanted to keep Lindsay Lohans photo shoot locked down until the magazine went on sale in about two weeks, but obviously any plan involving Lindsay Lohan was going to get fucked up and ruined. So every picture from the magazine is now online. I can’t post it here because Playboy would sue the hell out of me, but they’re on 4chan for now, and the Interobang, and I’ll try to put new links up if these come down.
For the record, she looks awful. It might be the worst shoot I’ve ever seen in Playboy. It’s just blurry pictures of a 7 in a wig in front of a blanket. They should have made it even blurrier, and told everyone they were taking pictures of the old set Marilyn Monroe used but there was no model there, no one was in the pictures when they took them, and they think this is her ghost.
It never ceases to amaze me what they can do with technology these days.
I guess you can polish a turd.
That is a lot of airbrushing for no vulva.
Wow, those are some crappy pictures. How is that magazine still in business?
When he wrote that Linday’s pictures had “leaked’ I thought he meant literally. http://www.hollywoodpinata.com
A million dollars and no fire crotch shots?
Heff is definitely going soft … (figuratively and literally )
Stop trying to spam your shitty site, breh. No one is gonna go there.
But yeah, these pictures are a major disappointment. Blondes bore me, plain and simple, they’re just so ordinary. LiLo was one of the hottest redheads in the biz before she got all fucked out of her head on coke and shit. Why on earth would a redhead EVER want to be a blonde? Anyway, I could’ve sworn that this shoot promised us some kitty, and that was not delivered. I’m not surprised, it IS Playboy after all. I wouldn’t be shocked if they put out an issue with no tits in it at all. It’s true, men really DO read Playboy for the articles, because that magazine fails horribly at being a stroke rag.
I love how the sub-heading says: “The ride, fall, and REDEMPTION of…” I’m sorry. I didn’t know showing your naked body in playboy (and covering the goods yourself while the photoshoppers cover the bads) was the way for a promising young actress to get back into the limelight after not starring in anything good, doing massive amounts of drugs, and being repeatedly arrested (without serving time I might add). Great message we’re sending.
I was actually discussing this with a friend last night. How the new version of “girl power/women’s lib” is being a whore and simply saying that the woman is the one in power is the way to justify child-ish, whorish, and STUPID behavior.
Pictures are crap, it is so blurry I have no idea why Playboy allowed this. But say what you want abut her she did manage to get $1 million out of the deal and didn’t have to do anything. Wish someone would offer me a mil to do nothing. She knows how to make $$
Put me down for $20 on the Raiders, Z.
I would like to take a long rope with one of those big fish hooks at the end that they use to catch sharks with and push the end with the hook up through the soft underside of lindsay chin. Then I would attach the other end of the rope to my cars back bumper and speed through town taking hair-pin turns while watching lindsay bounce off mailboxes and oak tree’s in my rearview mirror. http://www.hollywoodpinata.com
Ok, but nothing special.
these pics are worse than whatever could possibly be behind the hwoodfucktard website. your writing seems to suggest you think you’re highly intelligent when actually, you’re an idiot. i suggest you more likely love sucking huge cocks.
have a nice weekend.
Mr. Nutt - You’ve fucked way worse than Lindsay Lohan
Sono - The magazine is losing subscribers rapidly. It isn’t relevant.
morguefilla1 - stop trying to be funny, and the fact that you want to kill Lindsay Lohan for this makes you deeply disturbed. If you are joking; stop trying to be funny.
SomeoneluvsU -stop trying to be funny.
fuck yo pinata!
Seein’ as how she’s usually pictured drunk off her ass, and looking like 5 miles of bad road, the pics really aren’t that bad.
looks like these guys have all of the pics. yeah buddy http://nationalskirtday.com/2011/12/09/lindsay-lohan-playboy-leak/
like the *lady* herself, pure disappointment.
perez has all the pics… just boobs (with washed out nips) a little side bum, and feet.
pathetic
Newyorkmatt,
Thank you for your timely, insightful and humorous contributions.
You are a welcome voice of wit and wisdom in our otherwise dreary existence.
and oh….
Go Fuck yourself
^ chyup