so, there is this…

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 8:17 PM


Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is gonna bounce to the moon.

(image source = splash, pacific coast, fame, flynet)


(17) Comments

  1. MrAdams 12/01/2011 20:19

    You can titty-fuck her, and use her baby bump as a saddle.

  2. mercury 12/01/2011 21:54

    Those look like fun!

  3. Mr. Nutt 12/01/2011 23:30

    Any higher and it will look like she has three heads.

  4. i hate you 12/01/2011 23:49

    if boobs were brains she would be able to read.

  5. Gildorg 12/02/2011 00:12


    I don’t think she will ever be as hot as she was in Dukes…

    Sad… She had a few more years of being hot left…

    I think I shall drink to the memory!


  6. Mr. Nutt 12/02/2011 00:19

    GILDORG! Set ‘em up! To quote Rick Flair…. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  7. Chareth 12/02/2011 00:19

    Woman from Texas gets fatter–news at 11

  8. i hate you 12/02/2011 00:36

    dr. poop: could you evaluate this in its entirety? i see several areas of concern.

  9. i hate you 12/02/2011 00:38

    identity crisis…..

  10. Mr. Nutt 12/02/2011 00:41

    Hate, where do you find this totally fucked up shit at?

  11. Mr. Nutt 12/02/2011 00:53

    I laughed my balls off when I first saw this.

  12. Mac-Daddy 12/02/2011 10:21

    I forget……what did this girl do again to get famous? Was she just hot? All I remember was that she was on some reality show where she thought Tunafish was chicken, and then shewas a smoking hot Daisy Duke.

  13. uknowwhere2findme 12/02/2011 10:53

    You know what’s missing?
    My pear necklace …….

    He aims…he shoots….HE SCORES!!!!

  14. BA732 12/02/2011 11:07

    and she came from this !?!???!?!?

  15. Observer 12/02/2011 18:31

    She REALLY should reconsider giving me a blowjob……

  16. Jackazz 12/02/2011 21:28

    I hope someone video tapes the delivery…I’ve never seen a beached whale give birth.

You must be logged in to post a comment.