When Tom Cruise finally landed in India for the premiere of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ yesterday, the airport was mobbed with hundreds of people shouting his name and asking for autographs. Because that’s what they were paid to do, according to a report that seems to have originated here.
One of the people hired to shriek said…
“I don’t know who he is or what he does. We were told to come here by 1pm today and wait for a foreign VIP to come out of the airport gate and scream and shout when he came.”
And another added…
“None of us know who Tom is. There was a buffet lunch also for us and we were paid Rs 150 for this job today. We do this for TV shows and other such events where crowds are required.”
I don’t know if those sources are lying or not, but I do know that these are the same people who tried to pull out Indiana Jones’ heart while it was still beating, and they stole that villages magic rock too, so, personally, I don’t trust them.
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No tits, but a big penis in the background. That must be for Pepper.
This is done on every level. Thats why Obummer still gets some crowds.
150 rupees to cheer for Tom Cruise……..?
…..that’ll feed an army of forehead dots for weeks……
Wow, people getting paid to show support for an actor? Next thing you know blogger web sites will be getting paid to have dozens of advertisements of movies and or TV’s shows – oh wait…you already do that!!!
So Fuck You Brendumb!! and fuck all the Tom Cruise haters.
I shared a cab with him in NYC once and he was a great guy. (he even paid the fare) I’ve liked all his movies so far, with the exception of that horrid Eyes Wide Shut, but at least you get to see a hot, half naked Leelee Sobieski pimped out to old Japanese businessmen.
When MI3 coms out…I’ll watch it; as I bet all of you will too!
…and I further bet, that Brendumb advertises it on this page!
Cruise must really like it over there because most of those people are shorter than he is.
No big deal. I once paid people NOT to shout at me when I was in prison. Cost me a pack of smokes. Then they raped me in silence. http://www.hollywoodpinata.com
Mac-Daddy…….
….Eyes Wide Shut was one of the most awesome movies ever made….
I thought it was MI4…
Mac Daddy,
How much did he pay you to let him slip his ring finger up your balloon-knot?
Xenu loves Kali…
She can give 4 hands jobs at once….
and still cook dinner.
Indeed,
I can’t count the number of times I have masturbated to pictures of him dressed in the grand uniform of the Fatherland. He has such a sharp and clean cut look to him. I find it easy to imagine him strapped to a wagon wheel with wet leather thongs, him with a mouth full of horse-chestnuts and me with a cat-o-nine tails and an afternoon to see how loudly he can beg for mercy . . .
Ooops, I soiled myself!
Remove… your mask…
I get confused as an Indian all the time. Even some guy that was actually from India thought I was Indian. He said he figured I wasn’t “Mexican” because I didn’t “talk like they do”.
Finkle,
. . . . . Poop
Dot or feather, mini?
Mini-Gash……..
….you DON’T talk Mexican???
…….maybe he should have asked to to carry the wood for his jam shed…
Finkle,
What ever happened to your donkey?
Finkle….
….excellent clarification point….
I gave him and his brother to Sister Sara, Rok.
tom cruise is the leader of the alien beliebers.