Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler. Or doesn’t.

By brendon January 24, 2012 @ 3:20 PM


George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie all shared a private jet to the Palm Springs Film Festival, and Us magazine makes it perfectly clear that Angelina hated Stacy for every second of it.

“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane … (She) went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!”

MEE-OW!!! Except that it isn’t true, according to Stacy Keibler.

“That (story) is completely false. She has been nothing but great and nice to me. That’s 100 percent false… I’ve hung out with them a couple of times and they’ve been nothing but nice.”

If there was any tension on that plane it was probably because Brad and George were both waiting for someone to suggest an orgy, or at least that they switch partners. Jokingly at first, just to break the ice, but then, you know, maybe not jokingly.

(31) Comments

  1. avatar
    Finkle Who 01/24/2012 15:22


  2. avatar 01/24/2012 15:26

    Angelina was really jealous because of Brad’s man-crush on Clooney.

  3. avatar
    Rok 01/24/2012 15:30

    I drew a picture of the two of them having sex last night on my Etch-a-Sketch

  4. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 15:37

    I doubt they were “waiting for an orgy” so much as guiding various cocks into various

    ….then the chicks finally went down on each other…..

  5. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 15:37


    ….well played…..

  6. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 15:49

    B A…….

    ….I have to tell you……your site is awesome…..

  7. avatar
    Gildorg 01/24/2012 16:09

    I still would totally bang Stacy or even Zooey in their Asses…

    I think I would enjoy it and I am guessing they might… I don’t really care…

    Cheers, Gentlemen!

  8. avatar 01/24/2012 16:16

    I was B A before the Brilliant Arrogance (Bastard Asshole) started lurking.

  9. avatar
    Finkle Who 01/24/2012 16:20

    ^^^That’s funny shit.

    You oughta… pity that fool.

  10. avatar
    Rok 01/24/2012 16:32


    I knew better than to do it, but I just enlarged your avi and its the grossest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

    I am going to hire a hitman to track you down and kick you in the balls repeatedly as soo as i get done paying alimony to my second ex-wife.

  11. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 16:37

    Speaking of ex-wives……

    …..AND things NOT to enlarge…….

  12. avatar
    Rok 01/24/2012 16:46

    Burn Notice,

    Do you have any videos of Jewish wives being fucked through a hole in the bedsheet?

    Cause that would be hot.

  13. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 16:55


    ….as a matter of fact……..

  14. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 01/24/2012 16:58

    New guy whom I’ve never seen before 1/4/12……..
    Mazel tov …….

    ………….and a few for good measure……………….

  15. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 16:59


    ….Pleased to make your acquaintance….

  16. avatar
    Observer_Burn Notice 01/24/2012 17:02

    IF it was ME you were referring to…….(sorry for the presumptuousness)

    ….and not “Finkle Who” or “Rok” or Gildorg (who has been untouched since 9-29-2006….wow!))

  17. avatar
    Observer-Banned 01/24/2012 17:06


    …what’s this site all about?

  18. avatar
    weaklid 01/24/2012 17:10

    Keibler is looking a little light up top

  19. avatar
    mikey the retard 01/24/2012 17:25

    I wood lik to eet oatmeal out ov hur ass-krak

  20. avatar
    Cocktail 01/24/2012 17:26

    How does Mikey not get banned?

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