‘Fear Factor’ will be serving donkey semen

By brendon January 27, 2012 @ 11:06 AM

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The middle, “disgusting food or drink” segment on this Mondays ‘Fear Factor’ will have the contestants drinking glasses of donkey semen, and NBC is so upset they threatened to stop the show.

Well, actually the show was filmed over the summer. It’s not like it’s live. Getting that much donkey semen on a live show would be tough on the farmers wrists. So really all NBC threatened to do was make people drink donkey semen for no reason.

We’re told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.
Our sources say NBC execs had multiple pow-wows … but eventually gave the thumbs up.

On a somewhat related note, Perez Hilton now says he really really really wants to be on ‘Fear Factor’. “This way it will all be nice and legal,” he said, though I’m not sure what “it” refers to.

(“You know who isn’t upset about all this? The donkey who got jacked off until he filled three pitchers,” said the Army Donkey with a bullet-magnet slowly riding him through an open field. “Fuck my life,” he continued.)

(18) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 11:08

    There are so many ways I could go with this my head is spinning!

  2. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 11:17

    I didn’t even know that show was still on the air. What people will do for money!

  3. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 11:34

    The girls in Tijuana are like so what, we do that every night.

  4. SomeoneluvsU 01/27/2012 11:38

    drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in….

    or as Joe Rogan calls it….
    Breakfast.

  5. harleydavidson 01/27/2012 12:15

    im surprised the kardashians arent in on this. theyre huge fans of jizz.

  6. Mac-Daddy 01/27/2012 12:35

    Thats because it’s not Monkey Semen^^^

  7. dubbya 01/27/2012 12:48

    Who’s watching this show? Didn’t Joe Rogen make the shift from “TV personality” to “total fuck up” a while back?

  8. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 13:08

    I always thought he was a total fuck up TV personality. At least he can multitask.

  9. Observer_Burn Notice 01/27/2012 13:53

    make people drink donkey semen for no reason.

    ……..according to Pep and Rok…..there are DOZENS of reasons to drink Donkey semen…….

  10. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 14:09

    AKA pickle juice.

  11. Observer_Burn Notice 01/27/2012 14:10

    Mr. Nutt…..

    ….I believe “that show” is NOT still on the air…..this is a reincarnation……

  12. SexyRicardSimmons 01/27/2012 14:16

    At least they will get their fill of protein for the day. That and after drinking a cup of donkey jizz these broads can never claim they don’t swallow because it tastes bad.

  13. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 14:16

    Obs, I’m sorry but hollywood only comes up with original content and would never remake something over and over just for a profit. The people would never put up with that kind of lazy attitude from anybody.

    Hey! Did you hear hollywood is making a Batman movie?

  14. Mr. Nutt 01/27/2012 14:22

    Is the donkey spoo straight from the tap? freshly squeezed? Shaken but not stirred? is there salt on the rim of the glass? Do they get a chaser?

  15. BA732 01/27/2012 14:53

    In third world countries fucking donkeys is pretty cool, more here… http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

  16. Observer_Burn Notice 01/27/2012 15:16

    BA732…….

    …..that was pretty funny….

  17. Pumpkinpiefudge 01/27/2012 16:35

    After I listened to the Demi Moore 911 tape at http://www.hollywoodpinata.com I thought maybe she already drank some of this shit…ha,ha,ha.

  18. SaintsFan91 01/30/2012 19:48

    I’ll still be watching Who’s Still Standing tonight on NBC!

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