Jessica Alba looked terrific over the holidays when she hit the beach in a bikini. Not only did she get her hot body back after having a baby, but she made it look easy. But it’s not, and it sure as hell isn’t easy enough for Jessica Simpson to do it, despite what she was thinking when she went on twitter and wrote:
“New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!”
To which Alba somehow avoided sarcasm to reply:
“OMG! Ur so sweet! Thx hon!”
As a reminder, this was Jessica Alba on July 24th, 22 days before she gave birth.
This is Jessica Simpson on December 18th. And December 23rd. She’s at least twice the size of Alba, and she’s not due for another 3 months. The only thing Jessica Simpson resembled in those Jessica Alba pictures was the sun.