Salma Hayek is getting a knighthood

Nicolas Sarkozy (the President of France) will award Salma Hayek (an actress with big boobs) the Légion d’Honneur, which is the equivalent of a French knighthood.

Hayek will receive a formal induction, which involves a Presidential medal pinning.
Her induction will likely occur at the Élysées Palace within the next two months, says a source.
Founded by Napoleon in 1802 as a merit award, the Legion of Honor is awarded to military personnel and civilians for service to France. It is not exclusively reserved for the French and is often awarded to figures of international standing.
Past recipients – who are entitled to wear a small rosette pin indicating their rank – include Jerry Lewis, Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford and Robert De Niro.

So, even though this has gone to actors in the past, you must be wondering why Salma fucking Hayek would get one. The answer is because her husband is one of the Presidents best friends. Another answer might be because she has huge boobs and this way Sarkozy can “accidentally” rub them when putting the pin on. I mean he’s making a joke of this award anyway, might as well gun it.

(classic image source of hayek at a 2006 press conference for ‘ugly betty’ = getty)