screw you, Julianne Hough

By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 6:48 PM


Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough spent another day in St. Barts, diving off the front of their enormous yacht and jumping waves on a see-doo. And the sea-doo was made of gold, with pink diamonds for buttons, and then they rode around on a pegasus who was also made of gold.

(image source = bauer griffin)

(15) Comments

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    dubbya 01/06/2012 18:56

    Ah, the perfect time to test my tsunami machine!

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    Mac-Daddy 01/06/2012 19:15

    Good form on that jump!

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    solomonthewise1 01/06/2012 19:18

    talentless starfucker and champion diver, Julianne Hough you are almost on my radar.

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    Cocktail 01/06/2012 19:42

    Does Julianne Hough’s last name rhyme with “rough”, “blow”, or “now”?

  5. avatar
    OGWiseman 01/06/2012 19:56

    She’s doing her best Greg Louganis impression, hoping Seacrest will finally be able to get hard enough to stick it to her.

  6. avatar
    Burbank 01/06/2012 20:06

    Damn, I didn’t know Julianne Hough has a cock.

  7. avatar
    Crumb Crisp Coating 01/06/2012 21:02

    Now why couldn’t this have happened?

  8. avatar
    iSlomoshun 01/06/2012 21:47

    I asked this question when I saw her on some skin care commercial…


  9. avatar
    Gildorg 01/06/2012 22:15

    You know, I think I would be happy to put it in her butt…

    I think I would…


  10. avatar 01/07/2012 10:40

    Wow, that is graceful!

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    Pumpkinpiefudge 01/07/2012 13:37

    Wow. I have been moving my finger cursor in and out of that chick’s ass leaning over the rail of the ship to the right. I’m gonna cum soon.

  12. avatar
    .BALLS. 01/07/2012 16:28

    at the 47 second mark

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