Taylor Swift gets a lot of credit for writing her own songs, but she shouldn't because all they are is a list reasons why every guy she's ever dated is an asshole. Naturally that means her new record will be filled with coy allusions to Jake Gyllenhaal, even though they only dated for a few months, well over a year ago.
Swift (who has penned angry, sad songs about exes Joe Jonas, John Mayer and others) has indeed devoted anguished tunes about Gyllenhaal on her upcoming new album. "She's haunted by that relationship," a source tells Us, adding that Gyllenhaal, 31, "totally screwed with her mind."
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS CUNT A DIARY. Until then, here's a sample of the lyrics:
"My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine... Don't you think I was too young/To be messed with... Don't you think nineteen's too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games..."
Oh wait no. Those were the lyrics Taylor wrote last year about John Mayer. Because he screwed with her mind too. All these guys are just jerks I guess, who are mean to Taylor for absolutely no reason. Awww, the poor little lamb must have some kind of curse on her!