Yvonne Strahovski is the new Sobe bodypaint girl

By brendon January 09, 2012 @ 3:27 PM


Two years ago, Sobe tricked Ashley Greene into posing for pictures naked except for some paint, which is not the same thing as clothes at all, in any way. And it was great. Things took a step backwards with a new model last year, but in 2012 Sobe has come back strong with ‘Chuck’ star Yvonne Strahovski.

Thank God models are dumb and don’t understand how paint works. Just because you paint it where clothes go doesn’t make it clothes. If Wile E. Coyote painted a black arch “tunnel’ on a big rock, models would run straight into it at top speed.


(26) Comments

  1. jondough 01/09/2012 15:35

    Totally plowed her in Mass Effect.

  2. Dr Poop 01/09/2012 16:00

    I have it on good authority that her labia is painted like a Venus Flytrap

  3. Dr. Gonzo 01/09/2012 16:03

    I approve of this choice

  4. Mac-Daddy 01/09/2012 16:09

    Old News

  5. SomeoneluvsU 01/09/2012 16:14

    The Chuck series is done..
    I hope she quickly moves on to movies with no plots…
    and lots of gratuitous sex and nudity.

  6. SomeoneluvsU 01/09/2012 16:35

    I got some paint for that body…
    I’d love to apply several coats.

  7. SomeoneluvsU 01/09/2012 16:51

    And as she is an Aussie,
    I would plunder
    her land down under…

  8. RangerLG 01/09/2012 16:55

    Oh look, a new crowd favorite.

  9. Mr. Poop 01/09/2012 17:16

    I’d like to put a mushroom stamp on her forehead.

  10. smellsgreat 01/09/2012 18:09

    My balls match the color of the bottle….

  11. harleydavidson 01/09/2012 18:15

    if she really wanted her career to take off, she would have raunchy, dirty, sweaty sex with me on camera

  12. Mr. Poop 01/09/2012 19:36

    That’s it . . . I’m spent.

  13. solomonthewise1 01/09/2012 20:44

    I have to start watching more shit television. No idea who this girl is but dayuum.


  14. The Narrator 01/09/2012 21:00

    I came.

  15. Mr. Poop 01/09/2012 21:58


  16. Gildorg 01/09/2012 22:09

    I have no idea who this chick is either…

    She is pretty decent, but not that big of a deal…

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  18. Big Ern 01/10/2012 00:22

    all that painting and nobody bothered to cover her tits and face properly. ….. for shame.

  19. SearchCelebrityHD.com 01/10/2012 02:57

    She is blonde and nude! That’s good for me.

  20. Mr. Poop 01/10/2012 11:33

    Now I know how Corey Feldman feels

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