Terry Richardson is a photographer whose specialty is lazy attempts at shocking and a “fucking creep” who takes his dick out during photo shoots. Oh and one time he asked a model if he could make tea with her used tampon. Needless to say he’s the toast of Hollywood these days.
One of his favorite models is Lindsay Lohan, apparently because she knows what to do when someone who can help her career takes his dick out.
Lohan recently enjoyed a steamy night of passion with controversial fashion photographer Terry Richardson and she’s eager for a relationship, but the 46-year-old is “just not interested” Radar is reporting.
“Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years,” the source (says). “And she’s always had a thing for him. Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career.
“Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly.”
Lindsay is 25 by the way, so, yes, not only is she trying to date a pervert who is 21 years older than her, but she’s stalking him to a degree where she actually managed to creep him out. Which would be one thing if he was handsome and didn’t look like a sex offender. If that guy showed up within a hundred yards of a playground, I’d arrest and/or shoot him based on nothing but that mustache.
(image source = lindsay in purple magazine, shot by richardson)
Why does NOBODY ever use Trac-Phone?
I do sympathize, though……
….she is WAY too old for him…..
If I was Liz Taylor…..
…I’d sue Lohan for violating my intellectual property and my “use and likeness” rights for wearing that T-shirt………
….and that would be the bloated “Joan Rivers mocked me” Liz Taylor
I wonder if people run when they see her coming? How long until we see the “Lindsay has no friends story”?
Nice spot Obs, Ironically, a picture of Liz from the biggest movie flop of all time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra_(1963_film)
Lindsay now has the type of face that light switches were made for…..
Not bags?
I bet El Senor Terry has a beeger vagina…NO?
I can’t quit thinking about how big Jessica Simpson’s placenta is going to be.
My mouth is just watering
Fuck off Wookie.
I am going to make sweet love to her afterbirth.
Juen hare wee going to see hany good photos of her?
i am confused, what post are we on? i bet i would wear that placenta as a onesie.
These aren’t the tits I asked for.
Mr. Poop, maybe you can let Rok have it when you’re done? Rok, just don’t add salt when you eat it.
**could
walks away with head down, talking to self.
Hi can make great soup wit her plachenta!
Lindsay would be wise to prep her body for an Elle cover shoot…….
2 feengers ,while your head is down…jew think jew could suck on my peener?
Poor, poor creepy Terry,
He can hide out from Lindsay,
but there is no hiding from the herp…
and the crabs…
and gonorrhea….
and syphilis…
and hepatitis…
and chlamydia…
and Aids…
and fire crotch-itus