Good morning loyal Durdenites, Durdenians? Whatever. I return to you as mystery writer by way of the same gypsy magic that turned Miley Cyrus’ steady diet of bong rips and dick cake into this body. Am I actually saying she looks good? I don’t know if its her sweet hillbilly cleavage or the dark chant coming from that caravan but my fingers won’t stop moving on this keyboard. Oh, sweet lord my hands are turning black! Run, RUN!!
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