Finally. Jennifer Love Hewitt has found a way to combine the two things she’s best at: hoarding food and scaring away men. Us weekly says:
“I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck,” she tells Us Weekly. “Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!'”
And I’m wiling to bet not one of those four followed that with, “…and we should go out some time.” Because Jennifer Love Hewitt is a lunatic. So even if some guy did associate the smell of vanilla with sexual desire, he’d be better off just staying home to fuck the ice cream.
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