Amanda Seyfried must have mixed emotions

By brendon May 02, 2012 @ 2:46 PM


The first poster for ‘Lovelace’ came out today, with Amanda Seyfried playing 70’s porn legend Linda Lovelace, and Holy Shit she looks perfect (embiggen). She should do her hair and makeup like this all the time, and dress like a trashy slut because it’s sexy as hell and really works for her. Of course that’s probably more flattering in my head than it would be if I actually said it to her.


(31) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:52

    If there is no nudity in a movie about a porn legend I will be severely pissed off!

  2. Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:59

    FUCK! Eric Roberts and Sharon Stone are in this movie. I’ll just watch Star 80 again and skip this one.

  3. mikey the retard 05/02/2012 14:59

    i wuld let her uuse my chapstik

  4. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/02/2012 14:59

    i like whores

  5. Smacko 05/02/2012 15:01

    I bet her asshole smells nice

  6. Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 15:03

    Junior Seau dead.

  7. STINKFIST 05/02/2012 15:04

    I am scared of women’s underpants

  8. deluxemickey 05/02/2012 15:06

    Sarah Jessica Parker is in this? I don’t remember Linda Lovelace deepthroating a horse.

  9. harleydavidson 05/02/2012 15:13

    this chick looks so much like my ex girlfriend it makes me want to go on another 3 year drinking binge. fuck me.

    nutt, i need some tits in this motherfucker to cheer my ass up before Jack Daniels and Anheuser Busch overwhelm me.

  10. harleydavidson 05/02/2012 15:30

    thank. i needed that.

  11. Gildorg 05/02/2012 15:32

    I think the one with the fake boobs, might be the hottest of the collection.

    I would totally bang Amanda Seyfried in her ass. I think I would enjoy that.

    Wow, that movie really sounds pretty lousy… I am guessing the nudity is not going to be up to our expectations…

    Forming an anti-porn league for a bunch of fem-bots? Who the fuck wants to see that?

  12. richie 05/02/2012 15:32

    very Rose McGowan’ish…me likey.

  13. dubbya 05/02/2012 15:48

    “X marks the legend” has to be the worst tag line in history.

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