Amanda Seyfried Digs Deep for Injustice (VIDEO)

July 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

How can you call yourself a mother in Hollywood if you don’t have 1.0 children and an axe to grind against the patriarchy? If you don’t have the former, look up Mali baby merchants on Yelp. If you don’t have the latter, get your assistant to find you one.

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Watson and Seyfried Fall Into Hack Trap

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried are the two latest celebrities to have had their private photos hacked and redistributed on websites that all claim to have the Authentic Taylor Swift double fisted anal sex tape.

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Amanda Seyfried Is Pantless with a Pabst

September 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two ways an actress can earn my respect. The first is by having the gumption to take her clothes off in a major motion picture. I can’t remember the second. Even though Amanda Seyfried looks a little bit like the super pale girl they rescue out of some German butcher’s basement after ten […]

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Amanda Seyfried Has Strange Taste In Men

September 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Seyfried is a hot 27-year old actress who has become a leading lady in roles that aren’t quite award-worthy but are still better than 99% of the shit out there, while Justin Long is a 35-year old actor who looks like he was picked out of a crowd to be the before picture in […]

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Amanda Seyfried Has Found True Love

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Seyfried is making the rounds to support her upcoming film Lovelace, which is a biopic of porn star Linda Lovelace, who starred in a film called Dog Fucker before making it big in the 1972 adult film classic Deep Throat. Whether or not Amanda’s effort covers that whole dog fucking part will be up […]

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Amanda Seyfried In Trailer For Lovelace (VIDEO)

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re wondering if it’s worth seeing an R-rated movie about an X-rated film star, you probably answered your own question. Though as my progressive female friend ‘Jo’ told me, the film is not about porn, it’s about spousal abuse. Oh, boy. I’m not saying that spousal abuse isn’t entertaining, I’m just saying it’s not […]

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Amanda Seyfried Thinks Hollywood Shrunk Her Boobies

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Seyfried has a strange theory about her incredible shrinking tits: It’s Hollywood’s fault. This would seem counter-intuitive as Hollywood usually prefers their titties off the Big and Beefy menu. When she was a youngin’, in such films as Mean Girls and that show where Bill Paxton is a polygamist, she says her hooters were […]

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Amanda Seyfried Is Suddenly Less Interesting

April 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Actress Amanda Seyfried has a new interview in this month’s Allure magazine, in which she discusses one of the most important issues facing young women today – fat shaming. Except instead of being picked on by other people, Amanda admits that she was actually fat-shaming herself, and the results of that self-inflicted mental abuse have […]

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Amanda Seyfried Won’t Get Naked, But She Will Suck

April 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Publicists are the worst type of people. You’ve probably hooked up with one, everybody has. Some of them are hot, but after you buy their first vodka soda and they squeak “I work in PR!” it’s a sure sign you need to one and done them and DO NOT give them your real phone number. […]

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