can you even tell who this is?

By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 4:34 PM

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This very famous actress arrived at the airport in Nice today on her way to the Cannes Film Festival, but who is it? Is it the ghost of Shelly Long? Does Taylor Swift have progeria? I’ll give you a hint: it’s Nicole Kidman.

Did that help? Have you figured out who this is? I’ve been staring at it for 5 minutes and I’m still not certain that I have.

(image source = fame/flynet)

wwtdd

(35) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/22/2012 16:41

    Well, you obviously figured it out according to your tags. I did see that it was her without that. Taylor Swift is like 14 yrs old, I wouldn’t get her mixed up with something that had Tom Cruises semen in it. EVER.

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    SomeoneluvsU 05/22/2012 16:48

    Why is she not naked?

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/22/2012 17:05

    i know she has small tits, but this is ridiculous….

    http://tinyurl.com/c9ud5wh

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    Observer 05/22/2012 18:03

    SomeoneluvsU……@16:48

    ….THAT is the type of incisive investigatory journalism we’ve come to expect from you…..

  5. avatar
    Observer 05/22/2012 18:07

    She looks like that chick actress who boned her famous daddy…….

    …..Mackenzie Philips….

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    Observer 05/22/2012 18:08

    I should mention that I often like hand-jobs…..

    http://www.celebjihad.com/gifs/jennifer_love_hewitt_handjob2.gif

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    Rok 05/22/2012 18:18

    I thought it was my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in North Carolina waxing its mustache.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/22/2012 18:25

    Denise Richards has a fine moooo’stach’e.

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    Rok 05/22/2012 18:31

    I spend alot of time trying to figure out what the girls in Observer’s avatar are doing now.

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    Gildorg 05/22/2012 18:37

    I just tend to try to enjoy it personally, Rok…

    Thank you for your earlier advice, Harley.

    Granted, Obs… Usually, with my preferred mention of entry, the face is not that great of a consideration… Though you usually do have to look at it before you get to the goodies… Plus, they tend to try to look back at ya, and if they have a butter-face it can put you off your rhythm…

    In any case, CHEERS!

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    Cocktail 05/22/2012 19:16

    This bitch looks like an uppity cunt.

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    Rok 05/22/2012 20:59

    Adam,

    I pitched a game idea to Hasbro once called “Uppidty Cunt”

    They said the demographic was too small, so it was a pass.

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    Cocktail 05/22/2012 22:04

    I was watching the news on TV tonight, when I realized that if there were no such things as blacks and hispanics, the news would only consist of the weather. No crime or sports, unless you consider hockey and ping-pong sports.

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    jack ass 05/22/2012 22:20

    Gildork you fucking f@g…get a life!
    *wiggles pickle at R0kan

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    The Puppet 05/22/2012 22:24

    Fuck you Br#nda/R0kan
    F@gs!

  16. avatar
    Gildorg 05/22/2012 22:32

    Hey!

    I don’t appreciate your hostility, Good Sir!

    Please, check yourself before you wreck yourself!

    Good Day! I said, Good Day!

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    Cocktail 05/22/2012 23:25

    burp

  18. avatar
    minimosh 05/23/2012 00:33

    Chloe Moretz is the new babe on the block? Buzznet is a bunch of Pedo’s!

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    Terrie Carrier 05/23/2012 04:36

    Plus, they tend to try to look back at ya, and if they have a butter-face it can put you off your

    http://actiontotherescue.com/

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    Sharron Ambrose 05/23/2012 06:40

    Does Taylor Swift have progeria? I’ll give you a hint: it’s Nicole Kidman.

    http://lighttouchmedical.com/

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