its the third and final ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer

By brendon May 01, 2012 @ 12:35 PM

The final trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ will premier in front of ‘The Avengers’ on Friday, but Warner Bros. put it on youtube last night (you can also watch it in 1080 on a Warner Bros. link here, or I put the 1080 version on mediafire and rapidshare which you can download here or here) and it shows a lot. Maybe even more than you want to know.


As was mentioned last time we did this, Bane is famous for breaking Batmans back in the comic, and the clips of him dropping Batmans mask and Wayne moving on a crutch seem to verify that will happen here too. Most already knew that.

What wasn’t entirely clear is if Joseph Gordon-Levitt would fill in for or even replace Wayne as Batman. This trailer might imply that he does, and it might even show Gordon-Levitt as Batman at the very end in the Batwing with Catwoman saying, “This isn’t a car.” The voice sounds very different. I thought it also showed pornstar Evelyn Lin doing anal but it turns out my VLC player had just moved on to the next clip in my download folder. That would have been a very surprising twist.

(42) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 12:49

    Bat related.

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    minimosh 05/01/2012 12:49

    aw you beat me!

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 12:53

    Sorry Mini, ladies first.

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    Darkpage 05/01/2012 12:56

    Wait – Lin/Anal not in the movie?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 13:12

    A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
    That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
    The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 13:32

    Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 13:34

    I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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    Observer 05/01/2012 13:46

    Is this the one with bat-girl…???

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    Observer 05/01/2012 13:46


    BAT girl….not fat girl……

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    Mr. Poop 05/01/2012 14:06


    You’re confusing my boner.

    Cut it out.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 14:14

    That’s twice you yelled at me today! *Runs out of room*

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    Mr. Poop 05/01/2012 14:17

    In fairness, you showed a picture of a swollen scrotum and an article about a racially incited beating.

    Use your head.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 14:20

    Maybe this will help your boner.

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    Mr. Poop 05/01/2012 14:23

    This is what I would do all day if I had tits.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 14:23

    Apparently you like the decisions the little head makes so I’ll go with those. Sorry for trying to expand more than your boner. My bad.

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    Mr. Poop 05/01/2012 14:25

    You have redeemed yourself

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    Mr. Nutt 05/01/2012 14:31

    *Wipes hand across forehead* Whew! Thanks for forgiving me. I’ll be good from now on I promise.

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