When Brad Pitt was filming ‘World War Z’ last summer in Richmond (a small town in southwest London; population 21,221), he and Angelina Jolie fell in love with it, and with London hosting the 2012 Summer Olympics, they decided to buy a house and stay for at least a year.
Then they decided to settle in even longer, for at least two years, because it turns out Jolie’s next three movies all film in the UK.
And now, in a completely unrelated story, Jennifer Aniston is looking to buy a house in Richmond, a small town in southwest London, population 21,221.
Jennifer Aniston is eyeing pads in the south-west London borough where ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rented last year and intend to spend much of the next two years.
A source said: “She hasn’t had anything to do with Brad since their 2005 divorce. But if they are both living in the same neighborhood it could lead to awkward encounters.”
Oh no, I don’t think that would be awkward at all. His ex-wife traveled 5,500 miles and moved in next door, that kind of thing happens all the time, it’s perfectly normal. Oh but I bet they’ll make a big deal of it when they wake up one night with Aniston between them in bed and wearing her wedding dress. You can just tell they’re rude neighbors.
I have an idea. What if we rented a bus and sent invitations to all these people we deem worthless and have Mikey drive it off a cliff? This of course, is still in the planning stages. I welcome your input on this idea.
Regards, Mr. Nutt
Hammer approves. How many buses we talking?
As many as it takes.
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mr nutt, ill only agree if we refuse to put kim kardashian in the bus.
i instead reccomend that we strap her to the front of it. i want her to see her death coming right before she is crushed under the weight of the bus. fucking cunt.
Planes, cruse ships I don’t care. Darwinism needs to be kicked into high gear.
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Harley, I will only agree to your proposal if you include a camera pointed at her face so we can see her reaction the whole time. We need something new to drink beer and laugh at.
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bewbs mak my pener alive
*cruise. FUCK!
Ms. Anniston…….for your approval….
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Mikey,
How big are your thumbs?
Obs! LOL!
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6 adn 7
Observer, she already has it covered.
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Mikey,
Have you got any “Up-dog?”
You know…..believe it or not…….but I rarely make the following statement (about ANYBODY):
I am starting to feel sorry for her now.
nutt, we have an accord.
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Nice Mr. Nutt……
…you are a google image King!
Mr. Poop, please clarify which definition to which you are referring to.
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Harley, we shall drink to our agreement.
Thanks Obs!
I have no problem with Mikey driving the bus off the cliff as long as we equip him with a parachute or teach him how to jump out at the last second. What the fuck will his granny do without him around to tell her his “peener” stories?
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