Jennifer Aniston is stalking Brad and Angelina in London

By brendon May 02, 2012 @ 1:41 PM


When Brad Pitt was filming ‘World War Z’ last summer in Richmond (a small town in southwest London; population 21,221), he and Angelina Jolie fell in love with it, and with London hosting the 2012 Summer Olympics, they decided to buy a house and stay for at least a year.

Then they decided to settle in even longer, for at least two years, because it turns out Jolie’s next three movies all film in the UK.

And now, in a completely unrelated story, Jennifer Aniston is looking to buy a house in Richmond, a small town in southwest London, population 21,221.

Jennifer Aniston is eyeing pads in the south-west London borough where ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rented last year and intend to spend much of the next two years.
A source said: “She hasn’t had anything to do with Brad since their 2005 divorce. But if they are both living in the same neighborhood it could lead to awkward encounters.”

Oh no, I don’t think that would be awkward at all. His ex-wife traveled 5,500 miles and moved in next door, that kind of thing happens all the time, it’s perfectly normal. Oh but I bet they’ll make a big deal of it when they wake up one night with Aniston between them in bed and wearing her wedding dress. You can just tell they’re rude neighbors.

(29) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 13:58

    I have an idea. What if we rented a bus and sent invitations to all these people we deem worthless and have Mikey drive it off a cliff? This of course, is still in the planning stages. I welcome your input on this idea.

    Regards, Mr. Nutt

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    Hammer 05/02/2012 14:00

    Hammer approves. How many buses we talking?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:07

    As many as it takes.

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    harleydavidson 05/02/2012 14:13

    mr nutt, ill only agree if we refuse to put kim kardashian in the bus.

    i instead reccomend that we strap her to the front of it. i want her to see her death coming right before she is crushed under the weight of the bus. fucking cunt.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:13

    Planes, cruse ships I don’t care. Darwinism needs to be kicked into high gear.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:18

    Harley, I will only agree to your proposal if you include a camera pointed at her face so we can see her reaction the whole time. We need something new to drink beer and laugh at.

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    mikey the retard 05/02/2012 14:18

    bewbs mak my pener alive

  8. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:19

    *cruise. FUCK!

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    Observer 05/02/2012 14:20

    Ms. Anniston…….for your approval….

  10. avatar
    Mr. Poop 05/02/2012 14:21


    How big are your thumbs?

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    mikey the retard 05/02/2012 14:22

    6 adn 7

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    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:27

    Observer, she already has it covered.

  14. avatar
    Mr. Poop 05/02/2012 14:28


    Have you got any “Up-dog?”

  15. avatar
    Observer 05/02/2012 14:29

    You know…..believe it or not…….but I rarely make the following statement (about ANYBODY):

    I am starting to feel sorry for her now.

  16. avatar
    harleydavidson 05/02/2012 14:29

    nutt, we have an accord.

  17. avatar
    Observer 05/02/2012 14:31

    Nice Mr. Nutt……

    …you are a google image King!

  18. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 05/02/2012 14:34

    Mr. Poop, please clarify which definition to which you are referring to.

    Harley, we shall drink to our agreement.

    Thanks Obs!

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    SexyRicardSimmons 05/02/2012 14:37

    I have no problem with Mikey driving the bus off the cliff as long as we equip him with a parachute or teach him how to jump out at the last second. What the fuck will his granny do without him around to tell her his “peener” stories?

  20. avatar
    mikey the retard 05/02/2012 14:37

    i wihs i culd kram my noksok up a beever hol on yesternday

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