Justin Bieber almost beat a man to death

By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 9:38 AM

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Justin Bieber has a reputation as a sweet and lovable kid, but real fans like me know he’s actually a tightly coiled merchant of death. In fact one time he punched a guy so hard the guy flew all the way to the moon.

Well this weekend, the unfortunate focus of Justin’s wrath was a paparazzi who got to close to him and Selena Gomez, and then paid for it with a punch to the face. Still I bet the guy must have been honored!

A photog is claiming he got into a physical altercation with (Bieber) after he attempted to snap photos of the Biebs while he was out and about in Calabasas, Calif. with girlfriend Selena Gomez Sunday afternoon
the man alleged he was “physically battered” by Bieber, and complained of pain and requested medical attention when police arrived on the scene.

“Shiiittt, mother fucka lucky they aint puttin him in’a ground right now,” Justin thought as he flexed his ropey little arms while handing a jar to Selena so she could open it for him.

(image source = fame/flynet)

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(9) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 05/29/2012 09:47

    This is the first thing we get after a Memorial Day weekend?

    Our Military fought for us to be able to see tits online!

    You Sir, Suck!

  2. BUC303 05/29/2012 10:23

    it’s pretty hard to look like a badass when you have a golden rape whistle around your neck

  3. dubbya 05/29/2012 10:47

    He should have known how dangerous Beibs was by his purple shoes.

  4. EnjoyZePain 05/29/2012 11:58

    Poor guy, now he has to live with the world knowing Bieber handed him his ass.

  5. newyorkmatt 05/29/2012 15:04

    I can tell that Brandon and the rest of you commenting in here are bad asses, because you are talking shit about Justin Bieber on a blog. That is some serious shit right there.

  6. Raymond K. Hessel 05/29/2012 15:30

    Why is there a picture of Samantha Ronson under the headline?

  7. Raymond K. Hessel 05/29/2012 15:32

    And nymatt….
    …after we are done punching out T-Rex’s and raping your mom, we all have to cool off somehow.

  8. Observer 05/29/2012 15:33

    There will be HELL to pay if someone broke a nail……..

  9. Ragnar Danneskjold 05/30/2012 19:56

    1. Look at Justin Bieber. What a cunt that kid is.

    2. If the man who Bieber punched felt one ounce of pain, he should immediately end his own life.

    3. I work with two 18-20 year old lesbians with short lesbian hair that look less like 18-20 year old lesbians than Justin Bieber does.

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