Justin Bieber says he’s “a swaggy adult.”

By brendon May 16, 2012 @ 1:43 PM


Justin Bieber reveals himself as a wigger douche more and more with each passing day, and all we have to do now is sit back and marvel at it. For example in his new profile in GQ (via Huff Post), who was with him when a new Mercedes recently tricked out by West Coast Customs arrived.

Gathering around his new toy, Bieber seems “euphoric” and so excited that he pledges his loyalty to West Coast Customs and dismisses its rival, Platinum Motorsport. “Fuck Platinum,” he said. “Platinum can suck a dick, man. West Coast all day.”

Later he adds…

“I’m a swaggy adult,” he says, most convincingly.

I make a lot of mistakes too but that’s clearly not how you spell “faggy”.

(14) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 05/16/2012 15:53

    I swear that Sam Ronson chick gets uglier every day

  2. avatar
    LoK 05/16/2012 15:57

    Dear Baby Jesus,
    Please kill Justin Bieber and I shall believe in you.
    That is all.

  3. avatar
    Rok 05/16/2012 16:00

    I just made a tinkle

  4. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 16:11

    “Platinum can suck a dick, man. West Coast all day.”…….

    ….it’s difficult to argue with a man of experience……..

    (I never knew his childhood nickname was “Platinum”…….)

  5. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 16:13

    Fuck me…

  6. avatar
    Rok 05/16/2012 16:17

    Im thinking of starting a Durden Barbershop quartet.

    Are you able to sing falsetto?

  7. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 16:27


    …..only if you and P3epper cup my ball-sac again……

  8. avatar
    3rdpath 05/16/2012 16:28

    thanks for the daily dose of soap. My own fat ass tastes great!

  9. avatar
    Rok 05/16/2012 16:29

    P epper swims with the fishes.

    I have it on good authority that he was picked up by a tranny on the train one night and never seen again.

  10. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 16:32

    So sorry to hear about P epper…….

    …what did his estate do with the choi…?

  11. avatar
    Rok 05/16/2012 16:36

    Yeah . . .

    I don’t know what that means. You’re humor is too sublime for me, as usual.

    I do know I will probably never get my bathing suit back now.

  12. avatar
    Observer 05/16/2012 16:39

    Remember when P eeper’s Choi fish were found floating in his pond……???

    I assume those were the fish he was sleeping with……..

  13. avatar
    AbeVigoda10 05/16/2012 16:46

    “West Coast all day” was also what the white kids with pimped out Acura’s said at my high school, right before real gangstas from the hood came to the suburbs and shot all their cars up.

  14. avatar
    Szader 05/16/2012 17:41

    How about just linking us a picture of the car? Who gives a shit about that Bieber douche?

You must be to post a comment.