Kendall and Kylie Jenner are in bikinis, true Kardashians

By brendon May 31, 2012 @ 9:35 AM

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Ahh, Kris Jenner. We meet again. Because according to the photo agency, Kendall Jenner, who is 16, and Kylie Jenner, who is 14, enjoyed “an afternoon on a secluded beach in Hawaii” yesterday. And it certainly does look secluded. So secluded there’s not even a beach. In fact it looks to be an open field. Which would ensure the paparazzi get clean, unobstructed pictures of teenage Kardashians in bikinis. It’s outrageous the way Kris Jenner makes money by exploiting our forbidden desires I mean sense of decency.

(image source = fame/flynet, splash)

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(35) Comments

  1. Rok 05/31/2012 16:00

    No thanks

  2. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 16:06

    I take it the one with the bigger tits is the 16 year old?

  3. harleydavidson 05/31/2012 16:12

    dibs on that first one Nutt

  4. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/31/2012 16:23

    I think there high school in pasadena is hiring a custodian.

  5. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/31/2012 16:23

    *their.

    fuck i am getting dumber and dumber today.

  6. Caribou 05/31/2012 16:30

    Ask and ye shall receive, cheers Bredawg.

  7. Caribou 05/31/2012 16:31

    Not that this is really my thing you understand.

  8. Caribou 05/31/2012 16:49

    Mr. Nutt, why do I feel that everything I click on one of your links the feds are going to break my door down.

  9. The Black 05/31/2012 16:53

    Looks like Bren-dawg still makes at least one post a week. At least he’s reading the comments still, or it’s just a weird coincidence someone brought up the lack of this tag recently.

  10. SinDs 05/31/2012 17:15

    and they will continue “being kardashians” until we quit paying attention to them. now where are the hot, underage dudes for me to look at?!

  11. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 17:31

    Russan accent, great body, I think I am in lust!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwmUgVrUJ4I&feature=relmfu

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  13. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 18:10

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  14. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 18:10

    Thats not what I wanted.

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