Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. “Hahaha”, said Everyone.
Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since.
Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table at New York’s WIP nightclub, but the bottle was promptly returned with a message that read “I’m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it.”
An altercation ensued, during which Drake allegedly punched Chris in the face before “someone” cracked his chin open with a bottle.
And Brown even tweeted the picture of his busted chin above, because, as it turns out, having someone stronger than you beat your ass for no reason kinda sucks. My only issue is that they were at a club and not a Renaissance fair where Drake could have hit Brown with a mace or pulled him apart with horses.
DELIGHTFUL UPDATE – now with pictures of blood on Browns Escalade, and if you didn’t think he deserved to get smashed in the face with a bottle before, please note that he replaced his Cadillac emblem with one of Optimus Prime.
(sorry to disappear yesterday btw. I’ve had some health issues for the past few months and every now and then it really fucks me up)
That is a mixed bag. You don’t touch another guys girl but at the same time I’m grateful to the guy for pointing out to me that she’s a whore. Especially before I marry her and then loose half my stuff. I would wager that Brown hurt himself running for the door.
who wins when two assholes fight?
everybody else.
its ok. i have a few health issues of my own.
when i drink two much im sick for the whole next day. Doctors cant seem to figure it out.
i could also afford to lose abotu ten pounds but thats getting even harder since the last 30.
Health issues?
My girlfriend tells me that my dick is too big.
Anything?
Tell her she needs to fuck you every day. Babies come out of there, she can take it. I told one once to take it like a woman.
Negroes fighting each other?
Shocking.
Brown really took one on the chin.
I last lost ten pounds when I was in London…..
So Rihanna cheated on one spook with a different spook……????
…..that is unusual….
I know, right Beppo! I love to go to their neighborhoods and sample their fine cuisine and look at their fine cultural art. Their contribution to architecture is stunning and they are always asking me to carry my personal belongings for me. Such nice, friendly people.
Obs, the food in London is bad for your teeth. Or so it seems.
Pathetic
new up
That’s not Optimus Prime, it’s the Autobot symbol. Close though.
Hi all. I’m brand new here and am excited about joining this community. I love the timely and accurate reporting of the writers and am always thrilled with the comments left.
Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself and to post a placeholder in what will soon become an epic thread, I’m sure.
Looks like someone has been eating a strawberry sundae too close to an Escalade.
Don’t worry B, your AIDS secret is safe with me.
Who or what the fuck is drake?
I always wondered what a spear wound looked like.
Good to know.