Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. "Hahaha", said Everyone.

Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since. Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to Drake's table at New York's WIP nightclub, but the bottle was promptly returned with a message that read "I'm f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it." An altercation ensued, during which Drake allegedly punched Chris in the face before "someone" cracked his chin open with a bottle.

And Brown even tweeted the picture of his busted chin above, because, as it turns out, having someone stronger than you beat your ass for no reason kinda sucks. My only issue is that they were at a club and not a Renaissance fair where Drake could have hit Brown with a mace or pulled him apart with horses.

DELIGHTFUL UPDATE - now with pictures of blood on Browns Escalade, and if you didn't think he deserved to get smashed in the face with a bottle before, please note that he replaced his Cadillac emblem with one of Optimus Prime.

(sorry to disappear yesterday btw. I've had some health issues for the past few months and every now and then it really fucks me up)

Tagged in: rihanna, drake, chris brown

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