Kristen Stewart is way too cool to care about anything

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair, and go ahead and read the interview if you want. Or don't, whatever man, she doesn't even care.

"I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph."

"But not for exaggerating, because I don't ever do that."

"I get some serious shit about it. I'm not embarrassed about it. I'm proud of it."

"You and your professionalism can suck my dick."

"If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker!"

So she's offended if people think she's a good actress? This explains a lot.

"That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don't give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.' "

"We wasted 6 hours and didn't get a single usable picture but all that really matters is that Kristen had fun fucking everything up," said No One Ever.

"I don't care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit."

So I can call her ugly and she won't care? Perfect. Because two of pictures of "Kristen" are actually images of my colon. Try to guess which ones.

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