Emma Watson Feminist Washed Belle

February 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issue is that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. 

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Vanity Fair Party Best Ten Minutes of the Night

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vanity Fair chose not to cancel their annual party in favor of a corporate virtue signaling. You know Condé Nast was tempted. It may have to do with the big dollars in co-sponsorships sold to cover the cost of a swank affair that took over half of Beverly Hills in ginormous tents formed out of living swan wings. 

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Liberty Ross Takes Off Her Top and Spills Her Guts

November 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says I want to get this whole cheating and divorce scandal behind me like doing a tell all piece for Vanity Fair a year and a half after the story broke, and a year after nobody cares anymore. I don’t think there’s actually a way to spin the tale of losing your director husband […]

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Kate Upton Is Your Model of the Year

September 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s important to Kate Upton that you remember that she’s not a sex object. I’m not sure what we’re supposed to do with this admonition specifically, Maybe review her grade school art folder as you whack off to her? Either way, the non-object has accepted the title of model of the year for the Style […]

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Kristen Stewart is way too cool to care about anything

June 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair, and go ahead and read the interview if you want. Or don’t, whatever man, she doesn’t even care. “I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph.” “But not for exaggerating, because I don’t ever do that.” “I […]

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