Lady Gaga got a concussion

By brendon June 11, 2012 @ 9:53 AM


Lady Gaga got a concussion yesterday during her concert in Auckland, New Zealand, after one of her dancers whacked her in the head with a pole (full video here). After it hit her she rubbed her head and stumbled around a bit, then briefly left the stage before finishing the show as if nothing happened.

Which I guess means she was able to slur her words for the next 90 minutes while bleeding from her ears and twitching and no one could tell the difference between that and her regular music. How flattering! If you’re a performer that must be like the highest compliment you can get.

(13) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 06/11/2012 10:09

    I knight thee…

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    Mac-Daddy 06/11/2012 10:32

    And she never stopped singing throughout that whole ordeal, what pure talent!

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    Mr. Poop 06/11/2012 10:33


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    Honkey Dong 06/11/2012 10:44

    The only good thing about this site not showing nipples anymore is that we won’t get to see Madonna’s granny tit.

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    Mr. Poop 06/11/2012 10:49

    She’s lucky she didn’t get hit in the balls.

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    harleydavidson 06/11/2012 10:54

    this is way more interesting than madonnas saggy old bag tit

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    The Original Lo Rider 06/11/2012 11:14

    Maybe this talentless whore should stop appearing on the same stage with a cross and the Lord would quit finding ways to smite her.

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    Hammer 06/11/2012 12:24

    Hammer is not really a Lady GaGa fan. However, Hammer does like that one song, “Nebraska.” Hammer didn’t know Lady GaGa did country music.

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    iSlomoshun 06/11/2012 12:35

    Well if she didn’t try to be as different as possible to get sales she wouldn’t have these issues. Hopefully she has an aneurism that kills her on stage next week. If only dreams did come true.

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    Stoned Raider 06/11/2012 15:12

    Perhaps this blow on the head will lead to a personality change, like King Tut in the old Batman series. I really hope she turns into a supervillain! She’s already got the wardrobe.

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    Observer 06/11/2012 15:23

    That was a good look for her…..

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    zencat002 06/12/2012 23:11

    The video pleases me, and so I fap….

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