Lindsay Lohan hospitalized after car crash

By brendon June 08, 2012 @ 5:35 PM


Lindsay Lohan and her assistant are now in the hospital after Lindsay drove a black Porsche that she was renting into the back of an 18 wheeler on Pacific Coast Highway around noon, according to TMZ.

Lindsay and her passenger were reportedly “bleeding and bruised”, though they otherwise appeared to be fine.

And it should go without saying that Lindsay claims none of this is her fault and that the 18 wheeler cut her off. Which sounds reasonable because those are such nimble vehicles, always darting back and forth like little rabbits, unlike the clunky and lumbering Porsche.

DISAPPOINTING UPDATE – Lindsay has been released from the hospital and is fine.

(20) Comments

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    Observer 06/08/2012 17:00

    Who lent her the Porsche…..or the passenger….?

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    Mr. Poop 06/08/2012 17:00

    I got nothin

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    Observer 06/08/2012 17:01

    I suspect “bleeding and bruised” is a normal state for Lindsay…..

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    STINKFIST 06/08/2012 17:02

    Has anyone seen my mustache wax?

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    Observer 06/08/2012 17:02

    I hope the passenger was one of John Travolta’s massage guys…….

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    iSlomoshun 06/08/2012 17:03

    I hope she was drunk so I can watch her not go to jail because she’s good at sucking off the judge.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:09

    Women drivers, no survivors.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 06/08/2012 17:11

    100 bucks says she was texting and hit the back of the stationary 18 wheeler.

    Why couldn’t she die?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:13

    Smacko, I am on kid duty again, Ah, what the hell.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:16

    Hate, anything that bleeds every 28 days and never dies is pure evil. If you replaced her air bag with holy water we may have a chance. We can only hope that air bag gave her one hell of a pop to her face.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:21

    The DOT bar on the back of that semi opened that car up like a sardine can. Fitting considering the driver smells like fish when she opens her legs.

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    Mr. Poop 06/08/2012 17:21

    Are you taking care of your girlfriend’s kinds again, Nutt?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:26

    Why yes I am. After driving her all over Gods green Earth today. Her car crapped out. I’ll be watching them all weekend while she is at work too. Plus my kids. If I don’t show up here on Monday, I am either dead or in jail.

  15. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:28

    Can you get the web in jail? I better start stocking up on smokes. I think that is still currency in prison.

  16. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:31

    Anybody know the law on duct tape and kids? Maybe I can leave them at a Chucky Cheeses?

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    Mr. Poop 06/08/2012 17:35


    You had better get ATM for this.

    I mean, you had better be able to give ATM

  18. avatar
    Pottz 06/08/2012 17:40

    Holy Crap Nutt, What have you gotten yourself into?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/08/2012 17:49

    Durnig the day Pottz, a nightmare. When I go back to work I will come home to one. At night though, the best sex I have ever had! Thats life though. You have to take the good with the bad and alcohol helps swallowing the bad.

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    Observer 06/08/2012 19:29

    Mr. Nutt……

    ….depending on the age range…….give ‘em hockey sticks and tell them to replay the Stanley Cup….

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