Lindsay Lohan and her assistant are now in the hospital after Lindsay drove a black Porsche that she was renting into the back of an 18 wheeler on Pacific Coast Highway around noon, according to TMZ.
Lindsay and her passenger were reportedly "bleeding and bruised", though they otherwise appeared to be fine.
And it should go without saying that Lindsay claims none of this is her fault and that the 18 wheeler cut her off. Which sounds reasonable because those are such nimble vehicles, always darting back and forth like little rabbits, unlike the clunky and lumbering Porsche.
DISAPPOINTING UPDATE - Lindsay has been released from the hospital and is fine.