Marisa Miller is pregnant

By brendon June 19, 2012 @ 5:01 PM


Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on the way, has no idea what’s about to hit him. It’s a bat. The one in my hands, for ruining the greatest stomach in the history of bikini modeling.

(14) Comments

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    Honkey Dong 06/19/2012 17:04

    I kinda blame myself for Marisa Miller getting pregnant.

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    harleydavidson 06/19/2012 17:06

    There was no Kate Upton before Kate Upton.

    lets just get that shit straight now.

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    Mr. Pickles 06/19/2012 17:06


    I think she is a dandy woman, more so than Kate.

    Have you seen my red stapler?

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    Mr. Pickles 06/19/2012 17:06


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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 17:20

    Thanks for the memories Marisa Millers body.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 17:21

    Pretty damn close Harley.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/19/2012 17:25

    At least she shows her tits, and shaves her mustache.

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    Mr. Pickles 06/19/2012 18:24

    I have an erection in your direction!


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    B A Baracus 06/19/2012 20:08

    104 pictures and no ipod pic? It’s like Farrah Fawcett without the bathing suit poster…

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    mercury 06/19/2012 21:00

    Who is this girl?

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    harleydavidson 06/20/2012 08:13

    BA does have a point.

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    SigmaEW 06/20/2012 10:19

    I’ve imagined impregnating her several times

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    Observer 06/20/2012 16:04

    She does seem to be a juicy little fuck-toy……….

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