Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on the way, has no idea what’s about to hit him. It’s a bat. The one in my hands, for ruining the greatest stomach in the history of bikini modeling.
Marisa Miller is pregnant
By brendon
June 19, 2012 @ 5:01 PM
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I kinda blame myself for Marisa Miller getting pregnant.
There was no Kate Upton before Kate Upton.
lets just get that shit straight now.
EHHHHHHHHH.
I think she is a dandy woman, more so than Kate.
Have you seen my red stapler?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks for the memories Marisa Millers body.
http://www.famous-people-nude.com/celebs/marisa-miller/marisa-miller_03.jpg
Pretty damn close Harley.
http://www.celebact.com/aga/marisa-miller/marisa-miller-nude-29.jpg
At least she shows her tits, and shaves her mustache.
http://www.sologos.de/wp-content/gallery/marisa-miller/Marisa_Miller_Topless_Basketball_Shoot_11.jpg
I have an erection in your direction!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
104 pictures and no ipod pic? It’s like Farrah Fawcett without the bathing suit poster…
Who is this girl?
BA does have a point.
I’ve imagined impregnating her several times
http://cs.dartmouth.edu/~xy/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Marisa-Miller-SI-ipod.jpg
She does seem to be a juicy little fuck-toy……….