It’s not as if Elle Macpherson was posing for these pictures today in Ibiza, Spain, and they catch nothing but unflattering angles, so it seems unfair to judge how she looks in a bikini based on just this. More importantly, it seems like whatever this tool is that she’s using to eat sea urchins straight out of the water could also be used to chop my penis off, and that’s another excellent reason not to say anything mean.
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Elle “may or may not have it”…..but I’d sure as hell give it to her…..
Are we still required to write….
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ……
????
…or what..?
Tell me that doesn’t look exactly like Steven Tyler!
She has a manly physique. I wonder if she trims her balls with that instrument.
I loved her so much when she was young and hot, now she looks like the Sea Hag from Popeye
Popeye is a lucky guy…..
http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/20090227-elle-macpherson-topless-2.jpg
ill bet she could fuck a guy into the next week
She looks all leathery. But then that’s what a lifetime of tanning does I guess…
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