Elle Macpherson may or may not still have it

By brendon July 11, 2012 @ 5:22 PM

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It’s not as if Elle Macpherson was posing for these pictures today in Ibiza, Spain, and they catch nothing but unflattering angles, so it seems unfair to judge how she looks in a bikini based on just this. More importantly, it seems like whatever this tool is that she’s using to eat sea urchins straight out of the water could also be used to chop my penis off, and that’s another excellent reason not to say anything mean.

(image source = splash, fame/flynet)

(8) Comments

  1. Observer 07/11/2012 17:45

    Elle “may or may not have it”…..but I’d sure as hell give it to her…..

  2. Observer 07/11/2012 17:47

    Are we still required to write….

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ
    ……

    ????

    …or what..?

  3. Honkey Dong 07/11/2012 17:49

    Tell me that doesn’t look exactly like Steven Tyler!

  4. aquanetta jones 07/11/2012 18:04

    She has a manly physique. I wonder if she trims her balls with that instrument.

    I loved her so much when she was young and hot, now she looks like the Sea Hag from Popeye

  5. harleydavidson 07/12/2012 08:00

    ill bet she could fuck a guy into the next week

  6. Direman 07/12/2012 09:31

    She looks all leathery. But then that’s what a lifetime of tanning does I guess…

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