its Scarlett Johansson in a bikini with some dork

By brendon July 09, 2012 @ 3:02 PM


Two important points to take away from these pictures, taken today, of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of Taormina, Italy:

1. She’s not a very good layer-downer. In fact she kinda spazzes out and rolls over with her legs in the air like a dog.

2. That guy she’s with looks at least twice her age, despite what his HGH dealer tells him. It’s not clear who he is, but they do seem to be together. He’s even caressing her back here, which is a very big deal according to 100 percent of the girls who didn’t want me caressing their back.

(image source = inf, fame/flynet)

(25) Comments

  1. avatar
    Observer 07/09/2012 15:14

    I’d fuck her because someone told me she is famous……

    ….but I’d definitely save a few cc for the chick in the pink bathing suit…..

  2. avatar
    Observer 07/09/2012 15:17

    Forgive an elderly man’s eyesight……but is Scar-Jo looking pretty thick around the middle…???

    ….what the fuck ever happened to bulimia and cocaine…??

  3. avatar
    Shiss 07/09/2012 15:42

    I think he’s Alan Thicke from 20 years ago.

  4. avatar
    Rok 07/09/2012 15:45

    She’s obviously been wormed before.

  5. avatar
    Mr. Poop 07/09/2012 15:46

    I’m with Rok’s favorite finger on this one.

  6. avatar
    B A Baracus 07/09/2012 15:54

    I’m with Woody Allen’s libido on this one.

  7. avatar
    Honkey Dong 07/09/2012 16:12

    I bet her breath smells like Sean Penn’s sperm.

  8. avatar
    newyorkmatt 07/09/2012 16:32

    Love how the guy on the yacht (that is fucking Scarlett) is somehow the dork. Again, this is not what Tyler Durden would be doing with his free time–were he a real person.

  9. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/09/2012 16:42

    I still would!

  10. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 07/09/2012 16:54

    layer-downer …..chortle

  11. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/09/2012 17:13

    soooooooooo, the kardasha-whore post is down? he has to pay for this shit or what?


  12. avatar
    mikey the retard 07/09/2012 17:43

    wen twinkie liftz her legg lik that she wil pee on you if you tuch her belly two hard

  13. avatar
    Rok 07/09/2012 17:45

    I’m with Twinkie’s erect nipples on this one,

    All six of them.

  14. avatar
    aquanetta jones 07/09/2012 17:59

    I bet she has anal warts

  15. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/09/2012 18:43

    I believe that to be an unfavorable ailment.


  16. avatar
    Gildorg 07/09/2012 19:56

    Yeah Obs,

    She has been getting a little fat these days… I mean, she only really got famous for having big tits… Unless she gets some work done in a few years, she won’t be someone we really care much about anymore…

    Girls who are thin and have big nice tits are awesome…
    Chubby girls who have big saggy tits are not…

    Pretty basic logic there…


    I almost didn’t make it to this post after those Kate Upton gifs…

  17. avatar
    P3pp3r 07/09/2012 22:58

    You retards… She has always been fat… Thick legs big kankels… Just go and watch lost in translation… the bitch is ugly with out makeup….

  18. avatar
    P3pp3r 07/09/2012 22:59

    And…She sucks as an actress….

  19. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 07/09/2012 23:20

    P3eeper… are wise beyond your years…….

    …..I thought she had an unreasonzbly fat ass in that movie “Ghost…..something or other” with Thora Birch and the ugly guy from Boardwalk Empire……

    …..and by “ugly guy” I don’t mean Paz de la Huerta…..

  20. avatar
    LoK 07/09/2012 23:42

    I don’t find her all that attractive

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