Everyone agrees that Tom Cruise is a member of a scary cult that takes advantage of people, and that’s very bad, but his new movie is directed by Christopher McQuarrie who wrote ‘the Usual Suspects’ and wrote and directed ‘The Way of the Gun’, which is THE SINGLE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. So if Tom Cruise is what it takes to get a new Christopher McQuarrie movie than he could be in the fucking Manson Family for all I care. Go ahead, brainwash his kid, I don’t even like kids, I would probably brainwash them too so who am I to judge.
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H seems queer
he seems queer, but in a strange way….not a sodomite way. I don’t want any scientology wierdos after me
I have not seen a lot of Tom Cruise movies since Jerry Maguire and Vanilla Sky…….and some of the Ninja Civil War movie…….
….but is he an action hero now…..???
…like a really small one…??
Where has Roken been this week….???
…..rubbing the lotion…?
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“Jack Reacher: The loving story of John Travolta and his masseuse”
Honkey Dong…….very funny…
Hammer knows that in the books, Jack Reacher is a ruthless mountain of a man, 6’5″, 250, with blond hair and blue eyes. Wee Tommy Cruise seems tailor made for the role.
Hammer is also excited about Samuel L. Jackson playing Helen Keller in the upcoming “Blind Fury.”
why won’t it post me damn comments
I guess I used someone name I shouldn’t…..the hairy chewbacka has been hannging out me
@Hammer: Meh. I don’t care if the actor portraying a character doesn’t fit how he’s written in the books/comic books. Charlton Heston fit the look of the character Robert Neville in “Omega Man” but Will Smith was the best portrayal of the character in “I Am Legend” (regardless of how much the movie sucked).
Its Hollywood. Nobody’s happy.
I tend to stay away from anything Tom Cruise. Just don’t like the guy.
My feet smell
So, what, he’s the Punisher without the imposing stature or the skull shirt?
I just can’t grasp Tom Cruise playing someone as badass as Reacher. Not to mention the size issue on top of it.
Agreed Geor, every single one of Lee Child’s books makes a big deal about Reacher being 6’5 not 5’5. Hope it don’t suck.
Yeah I have to agree, every book makes it important to make a point of his size. Cruise isn’t even the size of Reacher in Second Son.
Just remember guys, if it was a black actor playing a white character, none of you would be saying a damn thing. Cuz you know you’d be labeled as racists.
What do you say we get some big damn American titties for the Fourth of July??
Some nice squeezable ones that will make us explode!