Lindsay Lohan is losing her hair

By brendon July 13, 2012 @ 11:12 AM


Lindsay Lohan has spent the past 5 years sustaining on nothing but drugs, alcohol, and sugar, and now her hair is falling out in clumps, which you could see as she left the ironically named e. baldi in Beverly Hills last night.

It also can’t help that she’s had more lemon juice and lye (or whatever it is white trash uses to bleach their hair) and semen in her hair than conditioner. Let this be a wake-up call to girls who don’t swallow. Pictures don’t lie, if you let it get in your hair you’ll end up bald and broke and alone, going in and out of prison, just like Lindsay!

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(13) Comments

  1. Observer 07/13/2012 12:01

    This whole situation is AWFUL…….

    …I even heard that her labia are BARE…..×540.jpg

  2. Ass Mint 07/13/2012 12:10

    Show your tits and all is forgotten

  3. Shiss 07/13/2012 12:19

    I too would like to blast one in her hair. Anywhere but her clam.

  4. iSlomoshun 07/13/2012 12:24

    She’s so gross.

  5. SexyRicardSimmons 07/13/2012 12:44

    She is such a fucking skank but I’m okay with that and would still fuck her in the ass.

  6. Honkey Dong 07/13/2012 12:47

    I’d stick a bowling pin up her pussy, but that’s as far as I’d go. I have some decency.

  7. Papa 07/13/2012 12:56

    In my day gals didn’t shave or wax their hair. They looked like women. Not like little Girl Scouts. Why this Lind-See is waxing her head…Huh? Oh. Well, that’s a shame. Sucks to go bald when you’re a gal.

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

  8. Dr. Gonzo 07/13/2012 13:18

    not to be an asshole, but that is not ironic.

    fittingly or appropriately named

  9. Druable 07/13/2012 13:24

    I think that’s her hair extensions/weave falling out.

  10. Amy095 07/13/2012 15:42

    It looks like she has trichotillomania, a mental condition where somebody pulls out their own hair. Like a nervous/OCD type thing. If you look closely you can see she has a few extensions in that bald patch, but nowhere else. People with trichotillomania often pull their hairs out from that back part of the head, the part where the hair kind of swirls.

    Might also just be something she does when she’s high on coke. Like those methheads that pick their own skin off.

  11. SexyRicardSimmons 07/13/2012 19:16

    Amy’s to smart. She isn’t one of us.

  12. angiedoo 07/13/2012 19:21

    She’s not losing her hair. Homegirl just has a crappy weave. Brit-Brit’s head looked like that for 2 years after she went apeshit crazy and shaved her head..

  13. blueshoptrade 07/19/2012 04:58

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