Lindsay Lohan has spent the past 5 years sustaining on nothing but drugs, alcohol, and sugar, and now her hair is falling out in clumps, which you could see as she left the ironically named e. baldi in Beverly Hills last night.
It also can’t help that she’s had more lemon juice and lye (or whatever it is white trash uses to bleach their hair) and semen in her hair than conditioner. Let this be a wake-up call to girls who don’t swallow. Pictures don’t lie, if you let it get in your hair you’ll end up bald and broke and alone, going in and out of prison, just like Lindsay!
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