this is where Lindsay learned to lie and steal

By brendon July 24, 2012 @ 7:38 PM


There’s a rumor out today that Lindsay Lohans mom Dina ran up a $1,100 tab during a charity event in the Hamptons and left without paying, but it’s not true. It was actually a $2,500 tab. The New York Post says…

(Dina was) offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night (but) arrived with eight people.
“They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters.”
Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned to demand payment, (Dina’s brother) said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’ ”

I feel bad for those waiters but you have to expect this kind of thing when you invite a Lohan anywhere. The only reason I’d invite one to my restaurant would be to put pills that chemically sterilize you in their food.

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    iSlomoshun 07/24/2012 20:26

    Since when is this cunt a celebrity? This family needs to die a lot more quickly.

  2. avatar
    Papa 07/24/2012 22:31

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree or is it the baby from the uterus? Never can remember that one

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

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    doofus membrane 07/25/2012 15:59

    Is that a picture of Lindsay from 2 years in the future? What a rapid decline of a once noble set of tits.

  4. avatar
    Mike Hunt 07/25/2012 19:26

    looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the stank wretched old cunt

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