Tom Hanks will love you till da break of dawn, girl

By brendon July 27, 2012 @ 2:41 PM


‘Cloud Atlas’, directed by Tom Tykwer of ‘Run Lola Run’ and Andy and Lana Wachowski (who used to be Larry Wachowski) of the Matrix trilogy, has it’s first trailer (HD here) starring Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, and Hugh Grant in a number of different roles as characters in different lifetimes.

So Hanks is not just a guy telling you to look in the box in front of his dick, he’s also the guy from Cast Away again, van Gogh or something, and a scientist with a prosthetic nose.

(7) Comments

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    aquanetta jones 07/27/2012 14:50

    Ya’ll want some bar-b-cue?!?! Colared Greens…

    Watermelon? Grape soda….anything,

    (Because he looks black, get it?)

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    Mac-Daddy 07/27/2012 15:05

    I dont get it!

    The movie, I mean!

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    Mr. Poop 07/27/2012 15:42

    Did I miss the Dane Cook post.

    I saw him in concert back in 05 with P epper.

    I distinctly remember that it was 05 because P epper gave me a handy under the table.

    He stopped doing that in 06 due to his arthritis.

  4. avatar
    harleydavidson 07/27/2012 16:06

    i started watching weeds on netflix and i realized something.

    I want to fuck Mary Louise Parker. She is one hot fucking bitch.

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/27/2012 16:41

    Tom Hanks is going to seriously fuck up that dude for non-payment of services.

    Poop, I have to say, that really does look like Emma Watson sitting naked on the crapper.

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    doofus membrane 07/28/2012 21:41

    This movie sounds about as gay as rock of ages. When did the guy from “Joe vs. the volcano” start getting treated like he was a genius? Gump was the most overrated pos of all time.

  7. avatar
    LoK 07/30/2012 12:38

    I have no idea whats going on…

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