Yolanda Pecoraro, who for some reason is named “Yolanda” but isn’t black, is reportedly a candidate to become Mrs. Tom Cruise 4: Ghost Protocol. Not because she and Tom are in a successful relationship, but because she’s a Scientologist, and has been since she was 13, thanks to her parents, who are also Scientologists.
The Daily Mail says…
Another insider claims that then church will do whatever it takes to provide damage control to the very public divorce between Tom and Katie.
‘With the embarrassment his divorce has caused the church, they want to stabilize the situation quickly,’ the source said.
‘They also want to show that Tom has rebounded fast and that his new wife is beautiful and steeped in Scientology. If the church decides to make Yolanda Tom’s next wife, they’d certainly want her to have a child soon.
‘So she could quickly be going from her modest apartment to a mansion in Beverly Hills with a baby on the way. And there’s little doubt she’d do what’s best for the church.’
I’m not gonna lie to you; I don’t think that finding a young Latin girl for Tom Cruise to impregnate is gonna make anyone change their mind about Scientology being a cult. Now they’ll just think it’s a cult in Mexico.
I bet her clam smells like puppy-breath
She looks like she could use a good worming.
cunt
Mind if I smoke a J?
Gilgorg, Goddmanit.
Its not heroin for fuck’s sake.
Now make me an Old Fashioned and we’ll just agree to disagree.
Gildorg……
…what are some good rum drinks…..
..what about tequila?
I need to learn to drink alcohol if I am going to become a marijuana head….
CelebJihad…..???
…doesn’t ring a bell……
Tom Cruise likes the Latinas…….
…remember when he was boning
Ricky MartinPenelope Cruz…??Gildorg,
Make me a Manhattan the way Dear Old Dad used to do it.
And slide me down that bowl of Chex mix
In my humble opinion………
….I would think it weirder that Tom Cruise hooked-up with a new chick immediately rather than a man getting divorced was weird…..
Wow….those look friggin complicated…….!!!…..but thanks…
….tell me more about “Bourbon”…..
…also….what can you drink that fits well into a brown paper bag……
By the Way Gildorg……
….where’d you get the Jihad Avatar…?
I had to go to Gravatar and register all my e-mail puppet addresses to get the wholesome picture I use over at the Holy Site…….
Everything I was (not) posting at Jihad came with NO avatar….until I asked how to get one…..
Gildorg, I checked and I got nothing.
Its the first thing I do.
I dated a girl back in the day that got horny as fuck when she smoked weed. Good times my friend, good times.
You guys are deviants.
I never heard of grass having anything to do with sex.
Fucking perverts
F Scott Fitzgerald used to sprinkle paprika on his johnson in order to increase sensitivity
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