its Brad Pitt as a hitman in Killing Them Softly

By brendon August 02, 2012 @ 5:17 PM

The first trailer for Andrew Dominiks ‘Killing Them Softly’ arrived today, with Brad Pitt, Ray Liotta, and James Gandolfini playing vague criminal types all after two idiots who rob a mob poker game. If nothing else it’s a reminder to always stand right behind a car when you’re blowing it up. It makes it more exciting!

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(12) Comments

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    Mr. Poop 08/02/2012 17:20

    I bet he shit his pants.

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/02/2012 17:29

    I’m with Roberta Flack on this one.

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    SomeoneluvsU 08/02/2012 17:31

    Dumb and Dumber meets Goodfellas???

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    Admiral 08/02/2012 17:37

    Looks pretty violent.

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    aquanetta jones 08/02/2012 17:44

    I sharted

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    Observer 08/02/2012 18:02

    “Killing Them Softly”………..

    ….how does it stack up against “Killing Me Softly”…..???

    http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1241-HeatherGraham@KillingMeSoftly-6.jpg

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    Mr. Pickles 08/02/2012 18:32

    Looks like a keeper.

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    doofus membrane 08/02/2012 18:55

    Nutt, how much are you going to charge Heather for the elixir? If you tell her “Now with Botox”, you could probably get a few thousand for the glazing procedure. I’m sure you could also get an AMA recommendation from Dr. Poop.

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    Honkey Dong 08/02/2012 22:00

    If these female gymnasts weren’t so young, I’d mention their camel-toes, but I won’t.

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    aquanetta jones 08/02/2012 22:37

    Looks like my kind of movie… I also like movies that teach us a lesson, sharing is caring, do unto others, splash as much semen as possible on the young twat that has daddy issues.

    I am going to go masturbate now.

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    Shiss 08/03/2012 00:59

    When are the Olympics over? It HAS to be soon.

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