Tony Scott has been cremated

By brendon August 28, 2012 @ 11:53 AM


Tony Scotts death certificate was released yesterday, though it will take a few more weeks to determine if he had brain cancer when he jumped off a bridge and killed himself. It did say that his wife had him cremated. Hopefully they laid him in the sun first to dry out. Otherwise he would have taken like a week to burn, and you can forget about roasting marshmallows with all that smoke.

(source = entertainment weekly)

(4) Comments

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    LoK 08/28/2012 12:02

    marshmallows, really?

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    Tipped 08/28/2012 13:23


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    Mac-Daddy 08/28/2012 13:30

    I don’t care. NEXT!!!

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/28/2012 13:36

    ::peeks head in door and leaves:::

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