as expected, Eva Longoria has a really nice ass

Wouldn’t it be great if there was a book that had pictures of Usher asleep in a fancy hotel? And what if that book only cost $50? You’d jump on a deal like that, right?

Of course you would, we all would. And now we can, thanks to ‘Asleep at the Chateau‘ from photographer Jork Weismann, who is either German or kidding. Not only does it have pictures of famous people taking naps or maybe dead, it also has random semi-naked pictures of Eva Longoria (nsfw) and other girls who may or may not be famous, like “Natalia” (nsfw) and “Krystal” (nsfw). It’s the perfect gift for photography lovers and necrophiliacs.