Wouldn’t it be great if there was a book that had pictures of Usher asleep in a fancy hotel? And what if that book only cost $50? You’d jump on a deal like that, right?
Of course you would, we all would. And now we can, thanks to ‘Asleep at the Chateau‘ from photographer Jork Weismann, who is either German or kidding. Not only does it have pictures of famous people taking naps or maybe dead, it also has random semi-naked pictures of Eva Longoria (nsfw) and other girls who may or may not be famous, like “Natalia” (nsfw) and “Krystal” (nsfw). It’s the perfect gift for photography lovers and necrophiliacs.
Eva Longoria is a liberal cunt so I could only have anal sex with her….I know the things I do for my convictions are impressive, but it is only because I love my country so much.
If you’re going to have pictures taken of you in what is suppose to be deep sleep, don’t take your bra off 20 seconds before – it leaves lines on your skin.
What ass?
She has NO ass. I should know, I know ass.
Hey Admiral, how long before the marks disappear from underneath your moobs?
Pottz, how does it feel to post in a place that’s dead?
if you really want to be authentic, Krystal should’ve wrapped her hair before she went to bed. Everyone knows black women don’t wanna lose dem curls in dey sleep